Garlic and Shallot; My Other Half and I
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I am Playing as Shallot because My Garlic asked me to
Have you ever read Garlic and Shallot folks story before? well.. if you're an Indonesian, you must be clearly remember that story very well... but if you're not, Cinderella is a similar one? how can I told you while I don't really remember it.. LOL. My @cicisaja reminds me all the time that I need to post something today. So.. Okay, will try to make a short story about Garlic and Shallot.
Folks Story : Garlic and Shallot
Garlic and Shallot from our kitchen
If you search on Google, you'll find so many version of Garlic and Shallot Folks Story, but this is what I remember. once upon a time, Garlic is the only daughter of a happy couple. Unfortunately, her mother passed away and her father who is a merchant and always travelling to the far far away country to meet shreck... ooppss No, I mean to trade anything except human. So, He didn't want to let his daughter left alone, then he married to a widow with a daughter named Shallot♀️ to accompany her precious daughter.
Well.. just like in Cinderella Story, the Step Mother and Step Sister were very cruel and turn a precious daughter into a housemaid after her father passed away too. One day, when Garlic and Shallot went to a small stream near their residence to wash the clothes, Garlic lost her step mother favourite's dress in the stream. Afraid to go home and unable to endure the torture that she'll get from her step mother, so She followed the dress from the side of the stream and finally reached out the dress. But When She looked around, she realised that she's lost. Night falls and She saw a light from a cabin in the wood. She come closer and knocked at the door, an old lady open the door and let her in, asks her why she's there and Garlic told her anything. now it's not short
After a week living with the old lady, Garlic were ready to go home and the old lady offered her to bring something as a gift because she's so nice and willing to accompany her for a week. She showed 2 pumpkins, big and small then asked Garlic to Choose one. Garlic said she'd prefers the small one. when she got home and get scolded by her step mother then She opened the pumpkin. Taaraaaa... gold coins, jewelries, diamond rings except Steem were in the small pumpkin! And you know the rest of the story right? ask me through the comments if you want to know.. LOL.
Well... Cici always Calls me Bawang Merah or Shallot, just because my skin is darker then hers, since She is My Queen, so I let her calls herself as Garlic or Bawang Putih. Let's read this dialogue hope that it won't bored you at all
GC: "Well Shallot, Please do me a favour, please"
SD: "Yeah Dear, What's that?"
GC: "Do Clean the Dishes, Shallot!"
SD: "Yes, I will"
GC: "you mean you'll do it later not now?"
SD: "all right.. all right... what will I get after that, a kiss?"
GC: "Uhm.. you want it now?"
()$^%@$#$^$^$(&&TTBJIJ^T^%T&T^censorship mode on
My Garlic said that She want to pick up the pumpkin from the rambutan tree and remind me that she'll do it on Sunday. Here is The dialogue no laugh, please
SD: "shall we picked down the pumpkin now, dear?"
GC: "sure, let's do it.. and make sure you'll take the good pictures"
SD: "you mean, you're gonna climb up and picked it down?"
GC: "Yes, I am. Do you mind?"
SD: "why?"
GC: "well, I am an expert on climbing, right? and I won't let the pumpkin slip out from my hand like you did before"
SD: "so...?"
GC: "Just make sure that you'd taken good pictures, Shallot!"
❤️My Garlic in action and Happy Face❤️
Well.. She's climbing and try her best to take care of the pumpkin but.. it was slipping down from her hand.. LOL, but we're lucky this time the pumpkin was not crashing off, just a little scratch.
I thought that she'd get down after the pumpkin was on the ground, naayy... She asked for a punting pole, she said she found ripen rambutan and will pick it up too. but I think She's just enjoy the views of the sunset from the Rambutan tree... LOL. She'd finally down from the tree when I said ;
"Okay Garlic! don't you think you need to check on the pictures before you create a post on Steemit by yourself, Now?".
Rambutan Fruits and Scratch on the Pumpkin
So.. our story is never the same as the Folks Story with the same title at all, but it continues to play all the time. My Garlic will keep calling me Shallot whenever she wishes and that name means a command for me. Why Shallot not Onion? She said Shallot is sweet and tasty just like me
Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity ~Hippocrates~
You made it finally😂 well Shallot.. thank you for the fried rice full of love😘 do you know about the new pifc, when will you create the entry.. just le me know😉 so I can let you work on it.
Anyway.. manage your time carefully please, we're facing the hectic weeks until august 10th, do scheduled your post and choose the right tag too.😙
hahahahaha... bisa aja, enak kan? mau lagi?
ehh.. udah keluar ya pengumuman mulainya, belum check.. okay, segera disiapkan supaya nanti ngga keburu-bur sangkin ribetnya kegiatan kita minggu ini. anyway.. itu setrikaan apa diantar ke laundry saja? buanyak banget cint, baju kamu.. pantesan kamu pengen punya lemari baru... sabar yaa?
kayaknya postingan seperti biasa aja deh, seminggu 3 kali, ngga masalah banget ngga ada yang vote, daripada posting tiap hari tapi nggak ada isinya sama sekali. mendingan kayak begini.. kocak sikit kan? tapi tak menarik hati kurator besar. ya sudah lah.. cukup alakadar aja, yang penting ada keuntungan dalam bentuk sp, itu yang lebih baik kan?
Wuiiihhhh... antar laundry😉 ide bagus.. ada duit kah😜 iya banyak banget. Lebih 25 kilogram itu cint, mungkin 100 lembar. Kemarin nyuci 4 hari berturut2 kan ada sekitar 50.. yang sudah2 aja nggak usah tanya... aduuwh... mulai ntar malam musti mulai nyetrika dikit2 dah.. ingatin yaa?
Siang sampai sore ini, saya pakai laptopnya yaa😊 mau siapin postingan pehtem meskipun lagi nggak.mood. sepertinya perkara hormonal lagi ini cint.. mudah2an aja nggak sampai pingsan lemas.
tenang aja.. kalau pingsan kan saya bisa kasih nafas buatan... hussshhhy, jangan disini aahhh.
waduwh.. lebih 25 kilogram, berarti lebih 200 poong itu cinta... itu yang ditumpuk2 di ruang sebelah yaa? ya udah.. pakaianku nggak usah di setrika deh.. lipat cantik aja. gimana?
oh iya.. jadi jangan lupa nomor hp bapak dikasih ke ketua regu biar ngga repot dan ribet nanya melulu. puyeng juga bacanya, mungkin karena kita sudah duluan kepikiran kalau dia mulai nanya dan kasih tahu ini itu maka itu berarti keluar duit lagi yaa? hihihihi...
bapak nggak bilang-bilang kalau belum lengkap bawaannya.. nggak enak kalau harus ngasih tahu dyah lagi yaa.
Enak aja lipat cantik.. mana sudi saya lihat dikau pake baju nggak rapi. Nggak keren dan wangi.. gak boleh dekat2 kecuali mau bobo😛
Iya iya.. nanti kita kasih sama ketua rombongan yg anggota regu cuma 5 orang aja pake acara nggak kenal yg mana pake alasan ini itu. Aseem tenan.. ya udah besok gini aja, dikau temani bapak ambil gaji dan temani belanja, jangan boros.. beli yg perlu2 aja. Dyah juga udah kirim duit kok, tinggal ambil kalau perlu.
Trusss... tadi bapak ingetin itu jamu2 yg di tembok harganya 4 ribuan segala jenis botol. Kalau pake es jadi 5 ribu. Sekalian ingetin beli plastik es.. sdh nggak bikin karena nggak ada bungkusnya.
makanya segera ajarin bapak cara menggunakan wa, ukuran tulisan gimana? bisa baca? latihannya yang serius dong.. terus kalau mau diisi dengan pulsa, segera laksanakan.. menurut rencana pakai indosat.. ya pakai indosat saja, kan bapak masih punya jatah daftar kartu sampai 3, itu baru satu.
urusan ngisi koper gimana? setuju ntar malam atau ada perpanjangan waktu lagi, hari rabu depan tasnya mau dibawa duluan sebelum berangkat hari kamisnya. tahu sendiri kan..
sal belanja besok, apa nggak me aja yg temani? kalau sama abee kan biasanya dia nggak percaya gitu.. hahahaha, padahal udah dikasih tahu, ini nurutnya cuma sama yang perempuan dah. tenang aja soal harga kan ada katalog, meskipun kadang2 suka lupa... tapi kan tahu maksudnya apa?
Siiiaaaaap jendral😉 ini agak hati2 ngajarinnya. Bapak nggak mau ribet dan kita musti ngulang berkali2. Huruf terbesar sudah me pasang tapi tetap nggak kebaca. Apa diubah mode jadi night view aja yaa? Biar tulisannya kelihatan bercahaya... nggak tahu caranya juga siy. Mungkin nanti pake kartu indosat saja yang lumayan murah. Masalahnya kan..
Semua operator kecuali telkomshit nggak ada yg waktunya sampai 60-90 hari. Sedangkan bapak perlu paket untuk 40an hari. Kayaknya ntar nyari kartu simpati aja deh, sialnya di mbak udah nggak ada trus di tempat anak pusong lama itu cuma ada kartu sukabumi.. laahh kalo bogor siy masih mending, sukabumi? Dimana itu lokasinya😂😂😂
Kata bapak, besok aja beres2 tas. Alasannya masih ada yg belum lengkap. Padahal masing2 tas isinya jelas beda. Dan obat2an juga mustinya dipisah.. nggak musti semuanya dalam satu koper. Apa kita bagi aja bbrp plastik yaa? Maksudnya gini.. 10 hari2 gitu kita baginya 20 dalam tas kecil, 20 dalam tas besar. Trus sedikit dalam tas sandang. Tapi coba mana yg mudah buat bapak aja nanti yaa?
Tahu sendiri me pubya banyak ide dan bisa berubah2 seketika sedangkan bapak kan perlunya yg paling sederhana diingat dan mydah diraih. Kebayabg kalau dia kesal nggak nemu yang dicarinya, keluar deh panggilan si willy denfan kerasnya yg bikin semua anggota regu atau teman sekamarnya jantungan, mana disana nggak tentu bisa dapat jus seledri seperti di rumah.
tapi ngomong2, emang apa bedanya bawang merah yang me sebut shallot dengan onion yang besar-besar itu, kan bawang juga ya? yg putih bawang bombai, yang merah gede bawang merah raja kata orang medan. kenapa jadi ribet? padahal kan sama-sama bawang yaa? itu belum lagi soal bawang putih biasa dan bawang putih item... kan sama-sama alliyum. emang ada bedanya cint?
hahaha, the pumpkin was filled with all but steem, great one! Did you find any goodies in the pumpkin?
At least I found hundreds of new life @traveleranna 🤣 which will bring any goodies full with love from my garlic 😅
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You two are so funny! I am suppose to be looking at the pif posts. Got all distracted reading other things. That explains why I am always so slow.
Lol.. That's why I never catch up with cici in the league, I always hard to find out the good words to reply
Let the harvest be scratched or whatever for as long as the photos are worth Steemit posting.
It is like one of the jokes here when we are in bodies of water like rafting or in a boat, "let everything or even everyone get drowned except the phone for photoshoot." 😂
Hahahaha.. You got the point👍 it was my fault anyway, I didn't tied the rope basket very well on the pumpkin before, she thought that it was easy.. Cut the rope and bring it down, but you know.. The stem of pummpkin can hurt your palm, and I think that she'd done the right thing.. Let the pumpkin fell off or she's the one who's going to fall off, it's 5 kg pumpkin, and 5 meters high.
5 meters high! You're lucky that the pumpkin did not hit you when it landed. 😀