Punday Monday! Enter this contest! Crypto prizes! Read funny jokes! This is number 26! Jump on in!
First!
The winners of last week's punday!
All the entries here:
https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-contest-prizes-jokes-this-is-number-25-jump-on-in
Winner of the POCKET Choice Award goes to
@heroic15397!
In the POCKET CHOICE AWARDS winner's circle are @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe and @paul.atreides.
See the votes by clicking here.
No video winner
I always offer a prize to whomever makes the best pun video, but there were no entrants this week.
My choice for best pun
@fishyculture's pun wins because
A) it's super punny.
B) I can imagine mett being glad to be mett and not knackwurst
C) It uses an unfamiliar word in a way they teaches readers what the word it. LEARNING!
Yay!
What do they win?
Every entrant won an upvote on their entries, and every winner-winner wins an additional upvote and @tipu tip (currently worth $1.30+ based on today's SBD prices) on the link of their choice. Gosh SBD is crazy right now.
How to enter this week's contest:
If you want to brush up on your punning technique, check out this handy dandy how-to: https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
Then submit your pun in the comments below (you can submit it in writing the comments or as a link in the comments to your punny steemit post... if you want to write your pun as a post for your own page)
This week you must pun on the word...
Level!
As in "Why couldn't the princess sleep on the carbonated water bed? Because it wasn't flat."
Did you hear about the guy that plans to launch a rocket to prove that the Earth is flat? He’s called “Mad Mike Hughes” and he claims that our government is not LEVELING with us in regards to the true shape of our planet.
Just in case you are wondering, I flat-out disagree with his theory.
Yes, I did hear about that guy, and I think that he is living on a bubble. He needs to square up his notions by putting them in a circular file for slanted thinkers. In doing this I'm sure that he will climb to a new level of acceptance and the degree of intolerance that he endures will finally become zero.
I just don't get my kid. He tells me he's trying to level up, but we're already on the top floor of the building, and he's just sitting in front of his game box.
BADA - BING, you been punned!
You see, it's funny because the parent doesn't get that the kid is trying to gain experience points in his video game, and related leveling up to climbing the stairs to the next floor of the building, but they are already on the top floor - so the parent is confused! Confused parents are funny!
Oh my goodness! You used every step! I couldn't be prouder! THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT HERE!
"Waiter, why is my toast so rough and uneven?"
"For passover we can eat only unlevelled bread."
I tried to order some unleavened bread at the Indian restaurant last Passover and they had naan. I was plumb out of luck.
Heavy, man. I hope they didn't lead you on before coming clean. Did you have a good night afterwards though, and paint the town toxic grey?
So my sister is marrying a guy named Plumb. Bob is nothing but a tool, but she loves him for being so level headed.
pocketsend:101@fishyculture, nice job on the plumb line we use POCKET tokens on Friday’s here so I wanted to make sure you were not flat out.
Well thank you! I am going to have to figure out what you just gave me... lol! But life is all learning curve if you do it right, no?
Here's a steemit article about them! https://steemit.com/pocket/@biophil/pocket-announcement
Thank you!
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Hillery Crook, whose head was cocked 30 degrees off North while she danced on the balls of her feet, was found to lack common sense as she pranced round at the local square dance contest. 🤔
Yes, I saw the whole spectacle, when they switched to line dancing she got caught flat-footed.
Help me understand this joke.
The girl is not level-headed or flat-footed, so it is impossible for her to stay square when she danced, the only thing she could do was dance "round". Oh, and each of her names are not on the level. I may not be getting the spirit of this "Pun" thing yet lol, be patient with me. Also, a person with common sense is often referred to as being level-headed, thus not having common sense can mean that you are a bubble off plumb.
Great explanation and on top of that you literally just used a level to fix your crooked pun!
You absolutely get it, but you forgot Steps Five and Six in the How-to: https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
;P
Oh, wright, BADA - BING, you been punned! 😎
Now you're getting it! ;P
I can’t wait to see @doctorcrypto’s puns this week. I expect they will FLATTEN the competition.
Wow, I’m excited because it looks like we are bringing a lot more punsters ON BOARD this week!
I can’t wait to see @littlescribe’s puns this week. I expect them to take us to a whole new LEVEL of pun mastery!
@paul.atreides, I love your support. Beaming smiles all around!
You should let them know about it on their pages since the tag function is not super effective.
Thank you! I love the illustrated version lol! And now I give you a link but it is not a sausage link, right? :)
https://steemit.com/dtube/@fishyculture/czpjv08t
I mean, I'll also gladly accept a sausage link.
Since we have assembled such an awesome group of humorous punsters I do not expect any of our level puns this week to fall flat.
Excellent!