Pun Day Monday 19 and awards for 18!

in #contest7 years ago

If you want to enter the contest for this week, but you don't know how to pun, just check out this handy dandy tutorial!

https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

Without any ado, because it's already late, our winners are:

  1. The POCKET Choice award goes to @doctorcrypto! (joining previous winners himself, @heroic15397 and @littlescribe!)
  2. The video award goes unrewarded!
  3. The OVERALL winner is...

"Almond joy to be around" -@doctorcrypto!

So, final October word... no one ever sent me scary stories....
But the word is...

HORROR

As in "Don't rush your torture sessions, dear, crank the rack Janet Leigh, janetly, gently so their bones snap one at a time."

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When Lil’ Improv arrives let’s make sure we don’t end up uploading his true name and birthdate to the blockchain. That could lead to some HORROR-ible consequences. I just don’t want his identity to get HACKED.

Be Vorhes too old, He should have Saw Jaws. That's a good starter.

Horror Ray!!!


Ok, just had a brainstorm, I have been in private consultations with the great @littlescribe and we've had an eureka moment. Brendan, can you create a gift registry at Overstock.com for Lil' Improv? It looks like they take all kinds of cryptocurrency and if you register under the name "lil improv" it will also keep my cryptogodson's identity's safe. What does everyone think of this idea? If you like it save your upvote for whatever post @Improv makes on this string, after all, he's got a baby on the way!

in the interest of full transparency, when I say "private consultations" I don't mean that she actually responded. I mean that I sent her a message on an old post (that's pretty private here on Steemit, isn't it?) and she might not have got back to me yet but I know that she is singing her heart out on that lip sync competition so she might be a little hoarse.

That's so absurdly sweet! @stinawog, did you see this?

Guys, I just noticed that I've hit 3,901 followers here on Steemit. Horror-ah!! That's 3,601 more people than the Spartans needed to defend Greece. Molon labe. :-)

I recently saw a most striking figure--a woman with a young-looking face: no lines to speak of, and if fact quite flawless skin! But her hair belied the youth of her face--it was completely grey, and not the cool-looking silver you sometimes see on young folks, but just a regular, old-person grey. I couldn't figure out if this was some new trend, or if my eyes were playing tricks on me. I just had to approach her and ask, "Hoar or hipster?"

pocketsend:101@stinawog

Doc, I'm afraid you have made a HORROR-endous mistake. You need to send the POCKET tokens on the Friday post in order for her to win. No worries, I have already sent her some tokens on the Friday post for you. Well, actually they were from me too because whenever I learn a cool new word it is definitely worth a few tokens!

Thank you!!

Successful Send of 101
Sending Account: doctorcrypto
Receiving Account: stinawog
New sending account balance: 1000739
New receiving account balance: 1000100
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: de6bf83ed424942ce1c3f304fb84ea2e26cee250
Thanks for using POCKET! I am a confirmer bot for fun, view my source confirmer code here.

I just heard Beyonce is going to play Nala in the next Lion King film from Disney. I can't wait to hear HOR-ROR.

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