Lame Joke Contest!!!! Win 1 SBD For Your Lamest Joke

in contest •  last year 

I'm sure we've all got some lame jokes and i wanna hear them. Make them as cheesy as possible and i'll reward the person with the lamest joke 1 SBD.


To enter upvote this post and comment with your joke.

Rules
Minimum of 5 entries needed for contest to run
Must upvote post for a chance to win
No racism or hate speech at all
Mild sexual references ok

Winner will be announced 3 days from today.

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You know how trans men come out? They say "I need to get something off my chest."

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Wht do you cll n opened cn of tun on the coffee tle of lesbin couples home? ----- poppurii. my keybord for some reson is not letting ll the letters go through.

Why doesn't santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and that's down the chimney

So what do you call the man that delivers ginger bread:
gingerbread man!

3 legged dog walked into the saloon. The bartender yelled,"3 legged dog, I told you to get outta this bar! " And 3 legged dog said " Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!

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