I haven't had my coffee yet.

Is it alright if I just smile and nod? I have to get back to these noisy fucking kids. My little crypto miners. No, it's not a sweatshop. They're learning.

This post was like my vacuum. It sucked.

We don't say please in Canada, we say sorry, and that's why I'm divorced.

If she's still breathing, thanks for the heads-up. I'll go finish the job now.

I don't paint naked. I take my clothes off and then roll around in glitter and glue. I call myself Mr. Sparkles and then I get down to work.

That's not cocaine. Honest. I got ripped off again.

I usually hate memes. Just sayin.

My cup size would be 'big gulps' if COM didn't make me sift through so many shit memes.

I didn't go to art school. I didn't even go to school school.

I'm the greatest artist in the world!

^{and.... lick my balls.}

Thanks for doing this post. @dj123 let me know about it, which I'm grateful for, because I would have missed the show. Thanks again @diebitch.