Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 47

in #comedyopenmic7 months ago (edited)

Welcome to the 47th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest.

Please read the contest rules here

Please note this is a special Christmas themed contest, so if your jokes make Santa laugh you get a bonus!!

Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo

Rules for Judges

  • Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
  • Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all valid entries

Round 47 Judges:

Are a secret. If you happen to find a judge and bribe them you're aquite likely to win!

There are 4 judges, the first to comment below with the names of the 1 of the 4 judges will win 10 Steem, the firrst person to guess all 4 judges will win 50 Steem!!

Happy Hunting!!



  • Court Jester will get 50 Steem
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • Top 15 prize pool is 75 Steem
    • Contestants selected for Top 15 will receive 5 Steem each.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 20 Steem
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 4 Steem each as a bonus prize.

This week's prize pool 145 Steem



A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.




Thank you to all who have been very generous in donating funds towards prizes and continue to be supportive.

@ausbitbank - 1250 Steem, @curie - 400 Steem, @idikuci - 208SBD, @dj123 - 132SBD + 8 Steem, @carlgnash 120SBD, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 68 SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 55SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 22.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @amirtheawesome1 - 32SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @groovatti - 10Steem, @profanereviews - 10SBD + 2 STEEM, @linnyplant - 6SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - 5SBD, @mourningnoodles - 4Steem, @belemo - 7SBD + 5 STEEM, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @holybranches - 9SBD + 2 Steem, @pangoli - 7SBD, @jedi-won - 5SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 12SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @acolucky - 3Steem + 1SBD, @cemke - 24SBD, @scan0017 - 2SBD, @imjustsaying - 2SBD + 2Steem, @mourningnoodles - 2SBD, @armiaaceh - 1.5SBD, @richjr - 1.243 SBD + 1.364 Steem, @puncakbukit - 0.1SBD, @aaarif - 0.20 SBD, @mahendranikum - 0.021SBD, @mineopoly - 5SBD, @fromthebeginning - 4SBD, @lyndsaybowes - 23 Steem + 12.286SBD, @anouk.nox - 3 Steem, @doomsdaychassis - 2SBD + 10 Steem, @chrisroberts - 3SBD, @granolalight - 3SBD, @mineopoly - 1 Steem, @sharanaithal - 1 SBD + 6 Steem, @sparrowbernard - 2 STEEM, @llfarms - 30SBD + 34.54 Steem, @lordbutterfly - 5SBD, @pechichemena - 25 Steem, @dandays - 5SBD, @raj808 - 5 Steem


A big thank you to all those who continue to support us with their delegations.

@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 1,000SP, @dj123 - 900SP, @holger80 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @buttcoins - 402SP, @gamer00 - 300SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 256SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @carlgnash - 200SP, @abh12345 - 200SP, @pechichemena - 200SP, @bobaphet - 200SP, @yesaye - 162SP, @holybranches - 150SP, @bitfiend - 125SP,@diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @artakush - 100SP, @sluttynsfw - 55SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @groovatti - 50SP, @anouk.nox - 50SP, @doomsdaychassis - 50SP, @davemccoy - 50SP, @sisygoboom - 50SP, @rahul.stan - 30SP, @samueldouglas - 25SP, @belemo - 20SP, @kkkkkl - 20SP, @jonsnoww - 10SP, @betavirosis - 10SP

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.

Important Information
If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks start of Round 47 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.


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Original Content

If you believe someone has submitted an entry that is not their work, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Please note: By entering the Comedy Open Mic Contest you agree to allow Comedy Open Mic to use the content you post in its promotion. Full credit will be given to the author as well as links to the original post in cases where Comedy Open Mic opt to use your material in promotions.

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Well pranksters, I've already done my humble hilarious contribution to this new Xmas edition & revival of the COM contest. };)

As for my educated guess about who could be the four secret judges. Let me put the thing in this way:

  1. @profanereviews (simply because s/he is infallible and always present in this sort of contests)
  2. @belemo (cause he never misses the opportunity to participate here with his eschatological jokes)
  3. @acolucky (cause it was through him that I knew that these clowns had risen from the tomb and also cuz in the past he has been a judge very often)
  4. @buttcoins (cause I have the hunch he has been prattling too much here just to mislead us that he won't be one of the four secret judges)

I suspect that @anouk.nox & @sharanaithal also could be the 4th secret judge for the same reasons I've selected to @buttcoins for that position.

But what can we do. Some risk we have to take to not be perfectly accurate. :p

As for @idikuci, @take5 & @doomsdaychassis... Nah! those three were already eaten by the worms long ago. :D


Smiley has no Santa's hat. Disqualified.

Oh no! the Smiley actually is wearing Baby Jesus diapers.

But you can't see them because the picture was not taken full body. };)

Ok family of jesters...

What about a second entry for this contest in view that as always, you are delayed one more time in announce any results?

As a punishment, now you gotta read and enjoy this one with my traditional 'report' of the incidents surrounding my Christmas Day too. :p

Cheers!! :)

Diapers huh.
Lemme guess, too much eggnog?
I just got word from the higher-ups that you're back in the contest.

Haha not too much eggnog, rather a brief ingestion with way too much bloody sense of humor.

I just got word from the higher-ups that you're back in the contest.

Cool!! glad to know it. Then maybe it's time to change my diaper. };)

Prattling is against my religion. I’m to woke to prattle

I hope you also be well awake at the moment to have to read and judge one of my unruly cryptic and rib-tickling hilarious posts. Hahahaha

Thanks for the laugh mate. :)

Ill read it for enjoyment... but I couldn’t judge my way out of a paper bag. 😉

Deal! ...enjoyment will suffice. Let's leave the judgments to the shysters. };)

Oooooh yeah. I can feel it creeping into me, just like Santa crept into my sister and the cat in 1989. It's okay though, they had both just turned 16.

I feel like blowing a horn🎺 or horning a blow or doing some blow or blowing some steem... or steem’ing some horns. im so excited i dont know what to feel. feeling touched. touch me, feel me like a child. its so hard sometimes... to say what i mean.

Did @buttcoins get started with asspennies? If so, then bravo to you sir

Mention anything white you are in an uproar. Is there nothing holey?

So nice to see this post again in my feed. See you sissy’s soon. 👍🏿 Welcome back @comedyopenmic—good lookin out @idikuci. You see this @smasssh @thebigsweed @brandt @angryman? Not that I think you guys are funny or anything, just wondering if you saw it.

Aight! Nice to see this pop up again :)

As I have access to the judges room I shall just keep my mouth shut about that lol. :)

My guess for the judges. I must have one correct?


Maybe I'm disqualified but honestly I lost my discord ID and woe to me if I go back to that judges room again. Do you know what they do in there?

Something related to pig and fornication probably.

Pigs? Pshh, too squeely. I heard they like to make love to sheep at the edge of a cliff. Why? Because the sheep push back...

I'll show myself out

Goddamn that was a good one. 😂

My guess for the secret judge are:


Yees !

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You're back, awesome

Good to see you guys again!

Hello @comedy I really need to wipe those tears . A year ago I began to fill the void that made it clear the prizes are not so juicy but still users have a place to drain and make you laugh and above all make me laugh a lot. A hug and grateful for everything they gave to Spanish speaking users. A hug left them my

"Rules for Judges
Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all valid entries"

Let's laugh this jahjahaajahaj

Someday I will participate so that whatever I earn will be invested in our reiresgratis.

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My guess is round 47 was a practical joke and there was no judge.

There is a round, just a judge who forgot to mention it would go for 2 weeks.

Dammmmmm can't believe I missed this post. Is COM back for good? Tell me it is so please 🤪

I've been itching to see something on steem that will push this place back toward promiting fun, creative, accessible content instead of fckn steem centric cack.

@comedyopenmic... you can make this steemians Xmas miracle come true by giving us all a funny boner on steem again 😉

P.s. is this contest finished? I couldn't see any deadline in the post.

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Oh my God !!! .... What a thrill, to see so many clowns together again.

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