The Penis Fly Trap - My Entry into Round #16 of @comedyopenmic
Yo yo my steemies, wattup?
Tonight's vlog is my entry into Round #16 of @comedyopenmic
Because you gotta get the most out of ya props, right? ;)
I hope you get a good laugh.
Peace.
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Since you're a xenobiologist, maybe you can explain how a penis fly trap came to reside in the top drawer of my bedroom dresser. Are they mobile? Can they float on the spring breeze like pollen and then grow inside bedroom furniture? My wife wants to know, and I'd better come up with something good.
Yes sir, you may set your wife's mind at ease. They are sensitive to sound, and have been known to detach themselves from the plant, and crawl, inch worm style, towards harmonic sounds, especially those having sexual innuendo type lyrics.
Peace.
hahaha :D this might be the weirdest joke I have seen today!
Only today? :)
Thanks for stopping by :)
Peace.
This was great. I hope your neighbors got a video of you doing this.
Maybe i should ask them?
I could use it for round 17 :)
Peace.
@bobaphet you are one crazy man i love ur work man i cant wait for the day you become some big time steemian and ill proud to tell people i got to know you when you were new on steemit lol
Haha thanks man. You too.
I see you got a jerrybanfield upvote recently :) Gz.
Peace.
I'm rolling on the floor laughing the whole video begging for mercy and then you finish me with "reach around to the back and take your wallet", you're a comedy god, keeping that cautious tone with a straight face while exhibiting the nasty flower shows the true artistic talent. I bet Bear Grylls ate plenty of that! LMAO
Thanks you for your ongoing support and kind words.
I'm glad you got a laugh :)
Got any new sweet beats coming ?
Peace.
Just recently got a second place in Steemit Openmic with @silentscreamer: https://steemit.com/openmic/@silentscreamer/5pcpxakt
To the moon?
Peace.
Pushing the envelop Bob. And I love it :) Very original . Just hope the neighbors were not peaking out from the blinds ;)
Haha, if they were, I'll keep an eye out for the for sale sign.
It took me about 40 min to get that arrangement right, finally using/inserting, a coat hanger, to get it to stand erect.
Peace.
Do they have teeth?
Yes sir, but not there.
Peace.
I feel bad for clicking the video. All I read was, The Penis Fly Trap, and clicked, don't cared from who, nor did I read the rest of the title. But I'm not disappointed.
Haha, expect the unexpected :)
Peace.
Nice one Bob.
Thanks,
Peace.
Hahahaha OMG so silly buy so epic at the same time! Very creative
Thanks, glad you enjoyed.
Peace.