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RE: The Penis Fly Trap - My Entry into Round #16 of @comedyopenmic
Since you're a xenobiologist, maybe you can explain how a penis fly trap came to reside in the top drawer of my bedroom dresser. Are they mobile? Can they float on the spring breeze like pollen and then grow inside bedroom furniture? My wife wants to know, and I'd better come up with something good.
Yes sir, you may set your wife's mind at ease. They are sensitive to sound, and have been known to detach themselves from the plant, and crawl, inch worm style, towards harmonic sounds, especially those having sexual innuendo type lyrics.
Peace.