猫小姐，葛大爷，猫猫喵喵！(ฅ´ω`ฅ)喵~ | Miss Mao, Uncle Ge, cat kitten! (ฅ ́ω`ฅ)miao~

Today's stage is a few corners of the cat family. Hey, when it comes to "horns," there must be a comic dialogue. Yes, today let the cat family, Grandpa Ge came to speak for everyone.

今天登场的是猫家庭的几位角。咦，说到“角”，那肯定有相声喽，对，今天就让猫家庭，葛大爷来为大家说相声。

First introduce the members of the cat family: the veteran figures (black and white Jiao), cool eyes (flowers), gentleman (gray gray), dark emperor (Uncle Ge). Welcome, applause, oh~

先介绍一下猫家庭的成员：元老级人物（黑白娇），酷酷小眼神（小花），绅士先生（灰灰），白雪公主（小白），暗黑帝王（葛大爷）。欢迎，鼓掌，啪啪啪啪啪啪~

Black and white Jiao: "What are we talking about today?"

Flower: "Yes, what is it!"

Gray ash: "What is the fish, what about the fish?"

Uncle Ge: "Where are the dried fish and dried fish? Oh ~!!"

Black and white Jiao: "Uncle Ge, you two dice, you silly!"

黑白娇：“今天我们要说点什么呢！”

小花：“对，说什么呢！”

灰灰：“是小鱼干吗，小鱼干吗？”

葛大爷：“小鱼干，小鱼干在哪？喵~！！”

黑白娇：“葛大爷，你个二愣子，你个傻狍子！”

Black and white Jiao: "Today we are talking about the big gray fish that jumps out of the fish pond."

Ash: "Well, big gray fish, big fish."

黑白娇：“今天咋们要说的是跳出鱼池的大灰鱼。”

灰灰：“嗯，大灰鱼，好大一条鱼。”

Xiao Bai: "Mom, what are you doing for this big gray fish!"

Uncle Ge: "Needless to say, you must be sure to start, oh~"

小白：“老妈，你干嘛了呢，对于这条大灰鱼！”

葛大爷：“不用说，肯定要下肚了，喵~”

Black and white Jiao: "In the face of such a big fish, this is the blessing of our cat and cat family. This is certain."

Flower: "Yes, this is definitely!"

Black and white Jiao: "Well, how do we solve this dry cargo?"

Gray ash: "How to solve it?"

Xiao Bai: "Steamed, fried, grilled and broiled, cooked and eaten, 喵~"

Uncle Ge: "You scatter, we are, of course, you eat!"

Gray ash: "Yes, that's raw, oh oh yeah~"

黑白娇：“面对这么大的一条鱼，这是我们猫猫家庭的福气，这是肯定的。”

小花：“是的，这个肯定是！”

黑白娇：“那么，我们要怎么解决这条干货呢？”

灰灰：“怎么解决呢？”

小白：“蒸炸熟炒烤卤生，咋好吃咋吃，喵~”

葛大爷：“你撒啊，我们可是喵，当然是吃生的啊！”

灰灰：“对，那吃生的，啊喵~”

Black and white Jiao: "I'm a little bit awkward, I'm a big fish!"

Flowers, gray, white, uncle Ge: "You are the oldest son, you are hot, you are so excited, and you don't eat fish."

黑白娇：“哩咯啦咯哩啊哩咯啦咯哩，喵喵家庭吃大鱼啊！”

小花，灰灰，小白，葛大爷：“老妈子，你是咋个啦，辣么兴奋，还吃鱼不。”

The results can be imagined, just like the cats that plotted above, my family's fish was finally eaten half without my knowledge. A living fish is so gone!

There are many cats and cats in my family. This is the result of a chaotic cat. This is the result of the black and white clowning. After my house's front room, cats and cats are everywhere, looking forward to their hungry. The thirsty and unbearable mouth, as they long for it, is deliciously delivered, is still alive, thieves are right! !

结果可想而知，就是上面那几只密谋的猫那样，我家的鱼最后在我不知情的情况下被吃了一半，一条活生生的鱼，就这么没有了！

我家有很多的猫猫，这是一只猫乱来后的结果，这是黑白娇乱来后的结果，我家房前房后，到处都是猫猫，每天盼着好吃的送到他们饥渴难耐的口中，正如它们渴望的那样，好吃的送到了，还是活的，贼贵的！！

I'm @abcallen. All these are cats and cats in my family. If you like them, please give them praise. Oh, support and encourage me. Please follow me. Thank you for sucking cats! (>^ω^<) 喵~

Please pay attention to me @abcallen Thank you for your great support to @abcallen

我是@abcallen，以上都是我家的猫猫，喜欢的话，请给它们点赞哦，支持，鼓励我，也请继续追随我，谢谢你的吸猫！(>^ω^<)喵~

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