If you made it through the Underwear Edition and you're back for more, you're in for a treat. I am really loving the multi-parters. I don't feel like these warrant their own post individually, but it's fun to stack them all up into one comedy post.

A Cartoon

A Caption

I love this idea from @corpsvalues for his weekly cartoon-off contest. It makes it more accessible for stick figure artists like me! He provided the following image and has everyone come up with a caption. Here I go!

Credit: @corpsvalues

Ed knew it was probably just the acid. But at the same time, he couldn't shake the memory of the time he egged the psychic's house down the street as a kid.

A Meme

A Story

Once in college a bunch of my friends got together and we blew up a pumpkin.

Dangit, I thought that would be a better story. Guess you had to be there.

A Cautionary Tale

In case you haven't gathered by now, I am a sucker for all things pumpkin spice flavored. Once, my friend and I went to Starbucks and I got a Pumpkin Spice Latte. As we walked out of the store, I was delighted to drink my treat. He turned to me and said:

"Are you excited, little girl? Do you feel just like mommy with your grown-up drink?"

Men, be mindful of who you drink Pumpkin Spice Latte's in front of.

This was my entry for Round 34 of the Comedy Open Mic contest. I nominate @iamjadeline and @isarmoewe because you both are getting way too lucky in my Cryptos against Humanity contest :P

@DollarsAndSense is a father, veteran, participant in the rat race, freelance writer, and volunteer EMT. He also tries to be funny sometimes. Hey, want to play Cards Against Humanity on Steemit?

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