The Underwear Edition - (Cartoon-off) (Comedy Open Mic Round # 33)
You're in for a treat. This underwear post comes to you in the form of a threesome. A cartoon, a caption, and a cautionary tale.
A Cartoon
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![cartoon-off1.png](https://steemitimages.com/640x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmT33fizXFoGapVK5fN258SbcmKAXMUwfUYr4tup7FHfQe/cartoon-off1.png)
A Caption
The Cartoon-Off Contest also has a new category called "Caption This". They provided the following image, and I have to come up with a caption for it. Here I go:
![caption this](https://steemitimages.com/640x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmaQiBpjTij5SnwWv9aX7CAqkeuZaGKdVtJAkAoM97Vie2/Untitled_Artwork%20(1).jpg)
After boarding up his windows in preparation for the hurricane, Gunnery Sergeant Millhouse realized he had locked himself out of his house. So what did he do? Improvise, adapt, and overcome.
A Cautionary Tale
When I was in 6th grade, I started going to gym class. At my school, you didn't have to completely strip down to shower for gym class, but you did need to change into your gym clothes. There was not much space to change in the bathrooms at our small school, or much privacy. The first time I changed my clothes in front of the other kids, I discovered something: there was more than one kind of underwear in the world.
You see, I had grown up wearing briefs, or "tighty-whities", as I would very soon learn they were called. I had only ever called them underwear. But the other boys were quick to point out that I was not wearing the socially accepted undergarments of the times. No sir, the proper attire was boxer shorts. It was implied in no uncertain terms that I would be mercilessly mocked and ridiculed each time I was spotted wearing my embarrassing undies.
That same evening I informed my mom of the sudden need to visit Wal-Mart as soon as possible to obtain the keys to my social protection. My mom was not one to spend money on things that were not needed, so I must have make a thorough and convincing case for buying redundant underwear. Before the next gym class was held, I was the proud owner of a 5-pack of Fruit of the Loom boxer shorts.
The morning of school, I began to get dressed. I put on these newfangled underoos and a wave a relief washed over me. I would no longer stand out. However, there was a complication I had not anticipated. Suddenly free from my usual comforting snugness, I began to ... well ... stand out. The sensation of free-balling it was more than my pubescent self could handle. As quickly as my relief had arrived it was gone -- replaced by horror at the thought of this happening in the middle of the school day with nary a restricting undergarment to hide it.
I changed back into what I was accustomed to wearing and paced my room, furiously considering a solution. Ah hah! I cracked the code. I would go to school in my old underwear, yes. But, I would wear my new underwear over top of my old ones. That way I could blend in without ... standing out.
I have to say, my plan worked flawlessly. No one ever got wise to my double-clad derriere. The other boys stopped making fun of me, and I can still run for public office.
This was my entry for Round 33 of the Comedy Open Mic contest. I nominate @corpsvalues and @fromage.
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haa double clad underwear. very nice. I remember those days. the boners not the double ply underwear
For the longest time I thought I was the only one that happened to. Then I saw that South Park episode about Jimmy and his problems with it and realized it was universal. What a relief. They can’t lock us all up 😅
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I dunno if I've told you this story, but when I was 12 my uncle gave me a bunch of my cousin's tennis shorts as hand me downs. I actually wore them for a long time, until a kid made fun of me for it, just once. Never wore them again
Same thing happened to me and an expensive pair of Penny Loafers my mom bought for me... Kid made fun of me and started calling me "nice shoes boy" and I refused to wear them after that. Drove my mom crazy because money.
OMG dude too much funny. Someone just give this guy all the prizes already
hahaha! sir dollarsandsense this is great, such fond memories of school, that was a clever coverup you pulled though, quick thinking.
The caption and joke are really funny too!