Virtual Birthday Party! Comedy Open Mic Round # [11]

I have invited you here today, to celebrate my virtual birthday party on the blockchain. Welcome and I hope you have a good time:) On a personal level, I had a fantastic day. Had a nice relaxing lunch with my sister and brother-in-law, with some drinks on a beautiful sunny afternoon.

Now that I’m back and writing this, I am listening to this song. Yes, I know you don’t understand what the hell they are saying. Who cares, it’s my birthday and I will listen to whatever I want to.

OK, so let's start off with a game that will have you guessing the three questions below. There is a prize attached for the person who can get all 3 combinations correct. That person will be declared the winner and sent the prize the following day. I will not respond to questions about whether they are correct or not until all entries are submitted and finalised. I am not allowed to submit an entry, so it can’t be rigged.

The rules are as follows;

1. Only 1 comment with applicable guesses allowed – further guesses by the same person will be ignored.
2. Any further comments from individual participants, must not be related to the prize and must be in a new comment thread. Please don’t reply to another person’s guess or entry
3. You must address me with the salutation ‘Supreme Lord Commander of the Universe’ for the entire duration of this post i.e. every comment, quotes included until the winner is declared!
4. Failure to adhere to these rules, will disqualify you from any prizes, even if you get the answers right. Those who break the rules risk virtual ejection from the party!

You need to Guess – The Continent and decade I was born in, colour of my hair. That's it!

1st prize 3.00 sbd – First person to guess all 3 combinations correctly
2nd prize 1.50 sbd – First person to get closest without getting all 3 combinations correct
Special Prize - Troll Master Pro 3 (Please be aware - the likelihood of me winning this prize is very high) – This prize will be chosen by me under discretionary steem executive order sbd458193

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Everyone else can suck on this lollipop, you bunch of losers.

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Please enter and leave your bags and belongings with my cloak room girls and take a seat. You will be served with any drinks or snacks as requested by the waiters.

I have hired a world renowned bartender for tonight.

We are honoured to be joined by Katy Perry who will be singing happy birthday!

Tonight’s main act and dancers.

Sorry for running late, I had problems with a crazy stalker who wouldn’t take no for an answer.

Please allow me some time to get ready, while you get to know everyone around you.

Now that I have made myself irresistible let’s pump up the volume and get this party happening!

I know it’s intimidating, but please don’t be shy. Come say hello!

Now, it’s time to sing happy birthday and cut the cake.

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If you would like some cake, food, drinks or snacks, please ask nicely and I will serve you in the comments section. Thanks and I hope you had a riot!

And before I forget, here is how to make whale meat soup!

EDITED TO ANNOUNCE WINNERS: Well let's just say, it was a pretty lame effort all around as far as the guessing was concerned. However the good news is that the trolling was of an extremely high standard!

Since I'm in such a good mood, I will be awarding both 1st and 2nd prizes.....@amariespeaks and @beeyou tied for first place with 1 correct answer each. However, according to the rules @amariespeaks will be declared as the winner for making her entry first. So you take the 1st prize of 3.00sbd and @beeyou takes 2nd for the 1.50sbd.
To the 2 mega trolls @cattledog and @danielshortell, who didn't even make an honest attempt to guess correctly, you both receive a Troll Master Pro 3. Congrats to all!

As always PEACE!

gifs sourced from giphy.com Nominations @pretty.dorky @cattledog