_{To learn more about The Blocktrades Contest, go here.}

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I don't like talking honestly about myself.

That’s why I'm usually careful to wrap the truth in lies and hyperbole to make you wonder what’s real and what’s not. Because the truth is really dark. Or is it? But hey, if you dangle @blocktrades votes in front of me, well, fine, I guess I’ll talk about myself. So here I go. Ready, set, go. Now. Talk now. Begin talking. Okay then,

I am an outstandingly amazing writer of legendary quality. A role model for all Steemian writers, especially those who deal in humor. Yes indeed.

Here is the brilliant post I’m submitting for this contest:

ON CHRIST THE SOLID ROCK I STAND, ALL OTHER GROUND IS SINKING SAND.

_{It’s a satirical #walkwithme. Read it and be inspired and then weep.}

Everything I post here takes hours to create, and that doesn’t include the hours it takes to obtain the photos I edit and so generously share. I engage with other Steemians nearly every day; I occasionally even engage with post promotion trolls. Weekends don’t count because I tend to spend my weekends getting lost in places that cellular networks have yet to discover.

Thanks to @NoNamesLeftToUse, The Writer/Artist Himself, for bringing this contest to my attention. If you aren't paying close attention to his work, you should be. This is the end.

The very end. This is the very end.

_{So there you go, that's why @blocktrades should come upvote me. Twenty lines, by my count.}