Signore e Signori, I would like to introduce you my Asian Girls!
You know why I love Steemit? Because it gives me a legitimate reason to get wasted, stoned, make silly sandwiches and write idiocy.
As the porn section goes so well on Asian petite girls, I wanted to dedicate a post to my little three daughters: Cambodia, Asahi and India.
Cambodia is the youngest one. The national beer of Cambodia, the most popular, spoiled by a lot of advertising, in reality is rough and cheap.
It is the beer of the students and the broken ones.
For 0.52 of USD you can grow your belly without a tomorrow.
GLU-GLU-GLU
It is good to swallow with munchies.
my proud dinner
AND THEN
Let's go ahead, with my second little Asian girl, Asahi.
She is Japanese and she's got attitude. Oooooooooooh she does!
She is intense and dense. Rich in flavor, Japanese know how to do it.
It is slightly bitter, but not too much.
Slightly fruity, but not too much.
Slightly festive, but still not too much.
Asahi is all about balance and once you drink 1, you want to drink 4.
BUT THEN, HEY, WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW?
AND THEN
My favourite one, India.
She's got the power. She is bitter, in rage with the world, fruit, hop.
She is a PALE loud and proud. One of the best I have tasted in my life.
This is one of those beers that it was a bit of a shame to drink it NOT in a glass, because it has to be sipped slowly. You have to enjoy every single second of her wealth.
It is a cuddly and loving beer, who doesn't want to let you go that easy.
For the complainers, I only drink beers from the bottles. they have another taste
Please please please, my friends, upvote the hell out of it and support me getting lost in more random liquid meals.
And don't forget to upvote my comment to the post here, to help me win the contest!
Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust. When life's a bitch, Beer's a must.
What a poet! Hey, go back to post. You haven't written anything for a while!
Dude, please upvote my comment in this post here, (even with 1%, I don't care about the percentage, it is about the number of votes) you would help me to win the Saturday beer contest!
https://steemit.com/beersaturday/@detlev/now-even-pore-prizes-at-the-steemit-beersaturday-challenge-week-49-join-and-win
If you do that, I will buy you a Dutch beer at the next Steemit convention.
XD
Well, let's start a conversation here to increase those upvotes.
Cheers
Make that a Belgian beer. Most of them are better than the dutch ones.
That is highly possible.
That is highly possible.
Well, that should move you up in the "charts" of that contest a bit.
P.s. A bit lack of inspiration to write posts at the moment
P.s. 2. Where will that next convention be held?
I'm clueless.
P.s. 3. And when?
Again, I got no idea.
P.s. 4. What are you gonna wear on that convention?
P.s. 5. Do you think there will be beer served?
Try some Kiwi ones!
http://www.beernation.co.nz/new-zealands-greatest-beers-top-10/
We have fishy beers!
STOUT is HARDCORE. Nice packaging too. You should make a review and participate to the contest as well.
Do it.
I prefer cod liver oil!
aren't you fucking weird?
Do you use it to put the drugs down your ass to smug in your international traffic?
No - I use coconut oil for that...
Of course you do, of course! I knew it.
Oyster stout... damn I am salivating. I want to try it!
What a good combination, bears together with some beers ! Have fun, enjoy and relax!
Beer is already in a glass, I agree with you!
You like the Belgian girls as well? :D
Belgian girls are full of dignity and attitude. Of course I love them ^^
Looking good, I need to try those Asians myself!!
Do it!
Ha, I don't know how I missed this one. It's fucking awesome!
Brilliant! Then, please upvote my comment in the post here! https://steemit.com/beersaturday/@detlev/now-even-pore-prizes-at-the-steemit-beersaturday-challenge-week-49-join-and-win
Even with 0.1%, I don't care about the percentage, it is more about the number of votes.
If I win, I get some new cryptocurrency that makes me buy German beer BTCT! My dreams come true.
Hehe, I will :0)
Thank you!
amazingly, you always give your experience at every opportunity
Your review of Cambodia beer has haunted me for two days. I hope you don't mind that I adapted it into a poem in the style of e e cummings. Your language is tricksy and lovely.
I have replied to you in the post. The poem is great!!!
Not only do your beers look GOOOOD, but it looks like a whole lot of fun too. I like this kind of contest, you get to drink and eat great snacks while doing it. Yee haa. I used to drink Stouts and Porters a lot. On my bicycle from pub to pub. What a fun time that was. Except the time I tried to jump a pile of leaves that was actually frozen solid, after sharing a few pitchers of Terminator Stout. Bad idea. But no injuries, just a spectacular flip and somersault in the road. Enough beer for padding means no injuries, I guess. My friends sure got a kick out of my shenanigans though... Been awhile since I did that. I'm out of shape now ( :
Good luck in the contest.
thanks and cheers for your support. You have plenty of stories to tell, don't you? You might be out of shape but you still wanna have fun. Go get a beer review as well. Photograph yourself while you get wasted. For shit and giggles.
I've been working on a beer review thing. Just gathering in a few more 'supplies'. You know, a dd post is never quite on kilter. And yes, I suppose I do have a lot of stories. Hope they don't get too boring. Though, it's not likely I'll quit telling them, until my brain goes kaput. Ah, the joys of life. There are many under the rocks yet un-turned. (How deep is THAT for a Friday in May?) Cheerios.
Looking forward to see the beer post :)
Cheers Sandrina
Asahi is big in all the sushi joints in this province so I ofter grab a beer when I am munchen the rolls
This is my beer of choice this summer. It's Adcocate Double Parallel IPA. I normallly don't like IPA but this shit is 8% and delicious for an IPA. Cheap and deliciouse that is how I roll.
Cheers and much LUV BIAAAATCH!
HR
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Big LOL. It looks so intense and devilish!! How cheap? Here in Cambodia you have the chance to win free beers if under the beer tap you have an "R". Everybody gets drunk continuously.
It is $2 CAD and some here, which from this location, is dirt cheap. Most beverages start at 3.5$ and up. I mean when you are buying the beer a can at a time. Cheaper to just get a growler filled or buy a party pack.
When I traveled the west indies the beer was crazy cheap. I don't think I drank so much beer in my life. Rum was insanely cheap as well - it was their major export on some islands so it make sense. Yeah cheap and strong to the point that they had to water it down a little so it was legal for them to export. Ha ha.