🍌 Where we go one we go all 🍌
"Truther Red Peel" is, of course, not my real name. But I gotta watch my back, you know? Lot of nefarious players out there trying to keep us Truthers from speaking out and exposing their dirty deeds.
Get ready, 'cause I'm here to drop some Truth Nuggets on you. Truth Nuggets are sort of like the red peel that Morpheus gave to Neo in the Matrix movie; once you've been "red peeled," you've been shown the truth and there's no going back!
I'm Truther Red Peel, here to shine light on weird things happening on Earth.
And since bananas pretty much already have our shit together, I mainly focus on weird things happening with you humans.
I've got a Truth Nugget for ya today, and it's such an obvious Truth that you'd think I wouldn't need to bring it up, but here it comes anyway.
There's a saying going around in the conspiracy community. I think it applies whether we're talking about a movie from the '90s, or a Q drop, or the situation on Steemit:
Where we go one, we go all
Bananas get this intuitively, 'cause we perpetually hang around in a bunch.
But you people are also, really, all in a bunch together. Aren't you?
Think about it, people.
We see it clearly in this microcosm of society called Steemit. You're all hangin' around here on this platform together. Why don't you play nice?
(Unless you're part of the dark cabal, or an evil farmer spraying poison on banana palms. In which case, it'd be best for everyone if you just leave.)
All the rest of you, say it with me: Where we go one, we go all!
Welcome to the Red Peel Club.
And 
to disrespectin' each other.
@bananamemos
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so that others can meet
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Just who are the Banana Collective, and why are they writing memos?
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Just say NO to banks / bug juice / fabric softener sheets / our screwed-up calendar
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Appealing a judge's decision about peels
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@bananamemos
Nice drawing on banana with amazing article. ..
Thanks @rc03559. Hope you come back to see what else the Banana Collective posts. 😁
We can certainly learn a lot from you, Truther Red Peel and your fellow members of the Banana Collective. As the great philosopher, Bananafucius said , "Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of Bananas."
You be speakin' some TRUTH there, @emergehealthier!