#13-LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BIG TIME. Some of my favorite quotes, jokes,motivation,facts and true stories during my life time.
Posting daily 3 quotes, jokes,motivation, facts and true stories during my life.
What does a man keep in his trousers, that his partner always wants to blow?
Answer at bottom of page.
Next week will on March 7th will be my 33rd wedding anniversary. I'm always thinking about just how lucky I have been. To have met a wonderful woman, who is the best mother, partner and friend. I look forward to another 33 years or more! In my case I have been both blessed and extremely fortunate. I wanted to share a short story for those who have been less fortunate.
There was a young man who met a young woman. He fell in love with her instantly, the moment he laid eyes on her. Shortly after they were married in a fairy tale wedding. Attended by many family and friends. As time went on, they had four children, who grew up to be wonderful citizens and a great reflection of their parents fantastic up bringing. The wife had an affair. They divorced.
The man lived happily ever after.
Mr Wilson is approached by a friend. Friend - "Hello, Wilson. I couldn't help but over hear you talking during lunch break about being a little depressed about you losing quite a bit of hair and that you estimate that within 2 months, you will be completely bald. I would like to offer you some advice. However, this might sound a bit strange but what do you have to lose?
Wilson nods his approval "sure, why not!"
Friend- "Well, when you return home and when you are making love to your partner or any woman for that matter. What you must do at least once, is rub your head vigorously in the pubic hairs of her garden of Eden, if you know what I mean?!"
Having nothing to lose and being absolutely afraid of going completely bald, Wilson decides to follow his friends advice. Two weeks pass before they meet each other once more.
Friend- "Hi Wilson, I can see it didn't do anything for your head BUT boy your moustache and goatee beard are fantastic!"
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