FUNNY TRUE STORY. My entry in the weekly #Jokechallenge. Week 2. Police
TRUE STORY
In New Zealand at one time the Traffic Department was separate from the Police Department. That is no longer the case and all Traffic and Policing is conducted by the New Zealand Police.
A friend of mine is pulled over by the Police. My friend was an Iranian national before eventfully gaining New Zealand citizenship.
This is their following conversion:
Officer: "Name and licence, please!" So my friend tells the Officer his name
Officer: "Look here sunshine, the only thing being F...KED here is YOU!"
Friend :" No.No. Officer, my name is FAR HA Q SON!" He passes his licence to the officer and the officer sees that his name is in fact FARHAQSON.
Officer : "What is the name of your passenger?" My friend tells the officer the name of his passenger.
Officer : "Look here sunshine, the only thing being ASS HOLED here is YOU!"
Friend : "No. No. Officer his name is HASS HUL!"
Because there is a language barrier. The policemen is a Caucasian Officer. This is what he hears, FARHAQSON = F...k you son Hass Hul = Asshole
Needless to say but from that point on my friend when asked his name, now uses a silent "Q"!
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