Hello Steemit I'm Paco! [dogs and boobs, 3min]
Let's get this out of the way: Yes, I'm a dog. Don't hold it against me. Despite not being able to say anything other than "woof" and having no fingers I've managed to get on Steemit. How? Through intense application of cuteness.
Observe:
Lookit me, all curled up. Also, boobs! I hear you guys like them. But I can do more than be cute.
My evil villain face
"MWA HAHAHAHAHA" I said!
If it wasn't obvious my favorite human is Dr. Evil
we have a striking resemblance
Walks are the greatest
When I'm not manipulating people to post things on the internet for me, I like going on walks. Strike that, LOVE going on walks. They are the best thing on earth. This is how happy I get on walks:
Me, about to go for a walk. The face of joy!
Sleep is the second greatest
Ok, I'm getting tired. This is my tired face. Love you steemit.
-Paco out.
Hey paco! You're super cute.
It's my opinion that Paco is cute enough to cause revolutions in most countries.
Agreed! If his eyes were any bigger he wouldn't have a head.
He does this thing when we try to go to sleep where he desperately tries to get on the bed. if we put him there he'll immediately calm down, curl up next to one of us, and sleep.
Delighted to have you!
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Ciao! Ciao!
Greetings!
How much does a pirate pay for corn? -A buccaneer!
Delighted to have you here with us!
Welcome to Steemit @rampant!
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Good Luck!,
Weenis
Hello @rampant!
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