I had the best day of my life!

...I should not have chased that goat!! Now I ended up here, and now what......

It is a morning just like any other morning. The sun is up a while already and I am super bored. My chain is as usual too short for all my explorative actions that I want to do. But what to do? My buddy is also in the yard, the sun is bothering him and he is looking for water.

All of a sudden I see him! My boss calls that type of fourlegger a goat. I hate them! They always pass by the house as if it is theirs eating all the grass. I wonder if they ever get sick from eating the grass because I do get sick when I eat it. But enough about wondering, he is in my territory!! Let me bark and try to get him.

That damn chain!!

If I can just pull a little bit harder on my collar... I take some extra steps, make a run for it and boooooom. My chain breaks! Awesome!! Goat, you are sooooooo mine!!

But damn goat you are fast!!! Im gonna chase you down that hill. I see I am getting closer, just a little bit faster. But no no no...dont run up that steep hill goat!! You are my dinner! Come here!

But he is too far away no now. I look around to walk home to my buddy. But these houses here I dont really recognize. They smell different than the stuff I normally smell. Hmmm, let me look a bit around the corner. I dont know if i am going in the right direction but this seems fine. And I am kind of warm from all that chasing that damn goat.

I see some water, I should dip in there and drink some. But..this water is so much deeper than the normal puddles I drink from. This scary, let me get out of here fast! I dont like this water at all.

Its hot where I am standing now, and I dont want to go back through the water. I bark a couple of times to grab some attention of these passing twoleggers. I dont like it here and my throat is starting to hurt from that barking. If only I hadnt chased that goat, stupid me.

What are these twoleggers doing.

They are putting something over the water. But I dont know these people, what if they want to throw me into the water? Im going to bark them away and look big and scary, thats what I am going to do.

These twoleggers are not giving up. I could walk over that thing to get over the water but it looks so scary and maybe they will hit me or so. Im staying right here.

Okay, now I am really hot. Im gonna walk over regardless, screw them. And when I am over, I am going to run as fast as I can! See it is working!! Im out guys, laterrr!!

But where is home now?

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I am really trying to catch my scent trail but I am not seeming to find it and I am so thirsty. I see some shade and decide to lie down there. Huh, those same twoleggers are following me? Why are they here now? Ow, they are giving me water and bread. Should I take it? Screw this, they seem okay, Im taking it.

The twolegger with the higher voice is trying to get me in that thing that rolls. Thats always fun with my boss when we go somewhere, maybe they will take me to my boss and to my buddy? Hmmm, a building and they are trying to get me inside. My bosses never let me inside, is this a trick or something?

A mini version of me comes running towards me, showing his teeth. Why is he doing this, I dont even know you? I run off, this dude looks angry! The high voice two legger follows me again and is pointing to come back. I like her but I dont really like that angry little one.

I jump back into that rolling thing again. We end up in a place with a lot of sand. And water! But I dont like the water because I can not see how deep it is and that is scary. Im staying as far away as I can from it. And I need some shade. Luckily the twoleggers also sit down in the shade. They allow me to take a nap. Im glad the angry little one didnt join us.

Its nice here!

And these twoleggers are also cool. I lean a bit towards them giving them a chance to pat my back, because I like that so much. I feel good here. Shade, a pat on the back and no chain.

We go back into the rolling thing to the building again. The heavy voiced twolegger puts the angry little one behind me so he has so smell my butt. That always helps, he calms down a bit and we all go for a walk together.

Once back in the building I get super nice food. Ive never had anything this nice! And they let me stay inside with them. Also the little angry one isnt so angry anymore. We are all on this big pillow together and I like it! We all fall asleep next to each other!

The next day I wake up super happy. I get that nice food again and a lot of pats on my back again. Its really nice here! We all go into that big rolling thing together. Maybe we will go to the same place as yesterday???

We drive up the mountain and I am picking up some smells that I recognize. I see my boss!!! Owwwww, I have missed them so much!! Ive known them for so long I am so happy to be home. The two leggers leave again.

My boss gives me a pat on the back and puts my chain back on. I see my buddy looking for shade again. My boss walks inside. I think about my day yesterday with this twoleggers. Running free, no chain and that nice food. Yeah, it was a great day

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