comedy open mic round 36. The real slim shady.
In the past week it has been a zanny story coming out of the mainstream media. Some pshyco in a van who flipped from being a life long Democrat to being a die hard trump supporter. The rest of the world has to be looking at us like.
but noone can be more unhappy than the only Democrat that didn't get a bomb.
But at least I know what I am going as for Halloween.
There are also some unexplained things. for instance.
So we have to ask ourselves. Will the real Democrat package bomber please step forward...............
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So I was reading up on this news for background info for judging this entry (see the hard-work being put kids?) on a
2-minute7-minute (holy crap that went on forever)12-minute article (okay seriously, who tf has time to be sitting and writing this?) by nytimes.com and:This bit cracked me up good.
Also, that costume looks bomb.
I met Kim last week Friday, really great guy but I was catfished, it wasn't Kim Kardashian. This is corruption.
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I am very sorry to hear that. I know how much big botty is loved around the world. I can only imagine the horror you must have experienced finding out you were meeting an Asian man instead of a curvy Armenian woman. Quite possibly the most traumatic thing a black man could ever go through. My condolences. I hope you did what I would have done and taken your advisor that set up the meeting out back so he could commit suicide.
My advisor is a woman, she set the whole thing up and thought it would be funny. Your husband advised me to make an example of her, so she chocked to death on my nuts.
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