The Dirt Devil - Entry for ZAPFIC
Retire
That's the cue for a little #freewrite dealiemabob I'm gonna do today. It's not quite a shiskabobaboobiedick, but it's a good start on a thingmajigger for this whatsamabob doohickie. Maybe @snook or @traciyork can help you with translation if it's giving you the heebiejeebies to read this. HA!
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Can't.
Work isn't finished.
Retire?
Psshaw.
There isn't 7 zeros before the decimal in my account.
Doesn't matter how many bodies have to drop.
How may tikkers have to die.
Espionage at it's best.
They call me the 'Dirt Devil'.
Come be a God with me!
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Cool! Great start!
I already want to know more.
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LOL! Okay, when I saw the topic was, "dirt devil" this is not what I expected to find... after I read it, I couldn't resist doing this... 😉 😂
(and yes, that's the only animated gif of the Dirt Devil hand vacuum I was able to find, so I just rolled with it...😝 )
😂 Hahahaha... Cool one
Thanks, @saffisara! 😂 😊
Lmao that's pretty funny, I want one for Christmas 😂
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Thanks man!