I was wondering when we'd see you pipe up! Was getting worried for a moment there you might have missed it this month but then I remembered you probably wouldn't want to give up the crown so easily ;)

3 totally shocking films in their own right! To only get 11% on rotten tomatoes says it all - those must have been some seriously rotten tomatoes lol! Showgirls featured on one of the "worst sex scenes ever" programmes on Sky - I think it was a different kind of bell she was saving if you're "catching my drift"!

Good luck with the contest this month, there are some truly terribly good choices haha!