Speak Like You Speak Right Before You Cum
Is this a vulgar title? I am not sure.
But what does it mean?
If you're not some religious nutjob, I am sure you've had sex... ok, at least you've masturbated right?

We all know the feeling, "Uuuuugggghhhh...", some liquids and this transient feeling of invincibility. Even the worst soy-boys have experienced the latter. It's literally the reason we have Steemit, computers and we are going to space. For that fucking feeling.
So, in order to be consistent, now I will bitch AGAIN about Steemit and the garbage writers that occupy the space.
Why You Don't Have A Voice And What To Do About It
I've said this many times, but the trending page is a shithole. Even if we banned vote bots, I guarantee you the trending page would still remain a shithole filled with shitty content. Why is that?
People don't have a clue about what it takes to be creative. And thank God. Imagine living in a world were artists ruled everything. Everyone would fuck, drink and drive the economy to the ground. Nah, we need both artists and dull nerds.
But because there isn't any real danger in the world (at least in most parts of the world), we seek to virtue signal. Writing, youtube videos anything artistic is being used as a vehicle to expose our dicks into the world. And as I said, the problem is that most people don't have a voice.
You don't have a voice because you are too much of a pussy to operate within discourse. You seek harmony, instead of violence. Your ancestors killed the nazis, you take selfies. You have no skin in the game and authenticity is a foreign word to you.
What to do about it?
SPEAK LIKE YOU SPEAK RIGHT BEFORE YOU CUM!
When in your mind you dominate the world. Right before you experience immense pleasure and relief.
Grab Your Dick and Write
Last week I was on the bus. I was sitting next to this 20 year old guy. His movement was awkward, his gaze was lowered and when he wanted to get off the bus, he could barely speak to driver without stuttering. He was a complete mess.
How do you expect someone like him to write something that will light a fire in your soul, if he can't even take control of his immediate social environment? But this is EXACTLY the kind of person most likely to start writing. The "sensitive" soul, the shy nice guy.
BULLSHIT.
Life is suffering. And through overcoming suffering you find yourself. Not by whining and being an emotional mess.
You try not to offend anyone with your writing, unless the consensus is alreay doing it.
You try to be optimistic, because that way people will form a circle jerk around you.
You try emulate other famous writers, because you don't have the audacity to write in your own voice.
Enough. Throw away Harry Potter, get laid and start writing. Start writing like you're going to kill and fuck someone. Write like your village was pillaged and you'll seek revenge. Write like your heart was broken and you almost died from drinking. Write like you're about to choke on your own words.
-Thatredbeardguy
P.S- Drink Plenty of fluids when you write. Also, you can check out these posts for ideas:
Why People Hate Selling
Rain, Violence and The Shadow Self
Lullaby for Madmen
Love the tag #thatredbeardguy :)
When we see that in the "Explore" list, you made it ;)
Gotta have a little bit of healthy narcissism.
wish i found this a month ago to upvote it. This is so right. Definitely going to be following your posts
Welcome on board.