I can't ever remember what it is called. So decided I will just call it what I want.

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t seems there is a wonderful handholding and ass slapping contest called HeeHawWeMow you effectively get yourself psyched to write 50 000 words then call it a novel. I will assume these words need to be related for the novel attribution but this is the age of "disruption" so do what you want, you rebel you. Twat.

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you get a pretty banner to share - people can ooh and ahhh

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I always feel things should have wysiwyg editors but never use them because I don't trust the stupid things. Anyway so here is the low down:

What is HeeHawWeMow

**See the intro paragraph.

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How do I join?

You got to their website nanowrimo.org then pause as you pretend to read the text, pretty sure it is a very good sales pitch but I did not pause for that long.

• Signup via the big blue button

• Do the email confirmation magic trick

• Sign back in and note how amazing you feel because you are allowed to sign in

• Signing in is like the modern equivalent of being accepted by your parents

• I have no measurable statistics on the above fact

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Then think of a title or you will be out

You need to go give your Novel a title, or they won't update the word count during the month you can update change the title and everything later. Do that and you will get something like this :

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This thing on Steem

You should then visit the @freewritehouse and spy on or join them maybe even @thewritersblock, for some writing inspiration of another kind you can drop in on @themadgoat, @hyperbole and @meesterboom because if anything they will lift you out of the depressive state you will find yourself in with **sticky fingers and tears rolling down your cheek and the words "In the beginning..." on your screen

_{also this was first posted here because fuck that press thingy that shall not be named Confuckulated.penderis.co.za and images are screenshots or given by the nanowrimo as advertising material}