The Pro Procrastinator
I've become a pro at procrastination. Master procrastinator. Master class.
I've written so many shit stories. I started a long one and got too afraid to finish. Then I did it again with an even longer one. I started learning Java. I hunted for new jobs. I changed my diet. I lost twenty pounds. I got back into running: twelve miles last week.
I'm doing so well, you see? So much productive procrastination.
Tonight, I'm done running.
If you need me, well, don't. I'll be writing.