Frank Bacon is a fake and made-up scam - Cryptofiction 4THE Cryptofaction

in #whoisfrankbacon6 years ago (edited)

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Can you articulate what it is? “Bullshit jargon that means nothing”-you. Hell no. All we can say for sure about this imaginary “BACON” is that it is going to cost you a bundle (sucker).

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Here’s a little history lesson for you. Some guy, or somebody, invented a thing called Frank Bacon, on the internet.

Nobody knows what it is but you can buy drugs with it.

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Then people tell other people it’s the future, then the PRIZE starts going up and up. In the past year Frank Bacon has risen in PRIZES by A THOUSAND PERCENT. A PERSONAL Frank Bacon now costs ten thousand freaking dollars. Ten thousand dollars is a lot of damn money, unlike a “Frank Bacon” which, who knows how much money it will be a week from now?

Untrustworthy.

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There are two types of people out there, in the world of “CLOTHING.” There are those who look at that crazy ass chart of Frank Bacon PRIZES, shooting straight up like a rocket, and say, “Whoa, this is fragile as a damn hot souffle, I ain’t touching that!” Then there are the idiots—like you—who say, “Where I can BUTT some ‘Frank Bacon’ to get POWERFUL , like all my ‘PLAYA’ friends?”

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A wise man once said “What goes up must come down” and another, wiser man once said “All This Frank Bacon Stuff Is Fake.” It’s not real, folks. For ten thousand dollars I’ll go buy myself a Jet Ski with bad ass stripes on the side. Okay? And you buy yourself a Frank Bacon. And we’ll see who has more fun.

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hehe piss in an ice cube tray !!! I'd buy that for a dollar!

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Power up with some @frankbacon lmao. Good post friend

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Patriarchy says "a wise man", are you a fgt or do like old wise man cock.

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