Educators and the DEA this is what you should really say about weed

The war on drugs is lost.

The DEA are a self-funding unit. No busts, no wages.

Here is the new public broadcast needed:

Weed will make you lazy, but you will feel no guilt binge watching Breaking Bad. That job you should of done is promoted to must be done, then missed deadline. However your creativity -if you record it like WHB - will sky rocket.

If you smoke everyday, you mind will be twisted. So just chill out, try different strains.

Avoid tobacco at all costs.

Have a nice life.

I think that is better than the RR egg frying in the pan advert.