RE: What is Structured Water?
The article you referenced even calls out the fraudulent claims that abound:
"Charlatans have seized on the principles. Stephen Lower, a retired chemistry professor at Simon Fraser University in British Columbia, maintains a Web site to catalog claims such as seven-sided water containing "mono-atomic minerals" to "clarify" the nervous system, structured water conducting "healing alpha-theta frequencies," and other quackery.6 Such claims distort what is a far more subtle and theoretical pursuit."
Yes, the article says "Charlatans" are making fraudulent claims about a very preliminary theoretical scientific finding calling it "quackery". You've made my case for me.
I still stand that a magazine article doesn't mean that much. Anyway if these structures occur in nature and are used by our bodies, guess what? Our cells will take unordered masses of water molecules and produce the structures themselves. Brilliant!