A BAD DAY AT THE COMPUTER
WHEN IT ALL SUCKS LIKE A VAC
Have you ever had one of those days when so much bad shit has gone down online the you want to unplug your internet connection?
Because you feel like you accidentally got your nuts caught in the weedeater, and something bad is about to take place.
Well there is something that can help. A hit from the vape is good. But first some funny shit to make you laugh like a spastic.
Posted from my blog with SteemPress : http://www.frot.co.nz/design/funny/a-bad-day-at-the-computer/
You just got a Team NZ upvote!
This is a curation bot for TeamNZ. Please join our AUS/NZ community on Discord.
Why join discord room? Here are 10 reasons why.<
Enjoying the bump? Please consider supporting your fellow Kiwis with a delegation. How? Read here.
For any inquiries/issues about the bot please contact @cryptonik.
Internet usage at its finest... or at least not a losing proposition.
Losing - I've done a bit of that today :)
Aye Captain It gets better in Walmart ..
It's Not photoshop. The Perv really does have a 10 Pound Penis
He's been injecting his wee wee with SILICONE for 20 Years
The ? is, what does the anus of the man he uses it on look like? I mean seriously how does someone survive having a 10 pound penis stuck up their rectum?
(I know it's rather vulgar & upsetting for me to Actually put this Question out there, But I'm pretty sure, it's a thought that goes thru many people's minds when they see that thing.)
Here's one for you:
41-year-old Jonah Falcon is the proud owner of the world's largest penis, measuring in at 13.5 inches
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2199227/Jonah-Falcon-13-5-inches-living-worlds-biggest-penis.html
i read that. it was DEBUNKED in a later article & Mr. Perv in the photo on Top in the leather with his 10 pound leather wee wee sac was reported to be the true Winner.
Then there are those cases of men in Africa with Elephantitis of the Scrotum. They have Nutsacs that drag across the ground. There is the case of 1 man with a 140 pound scrotum, he was Very UNHAPPY about the small wee wee size AFTER The Doctors Amputated his nuts off. You'd think he be thankful, he could actually WALK AGAIN. I would think if I had to choose between WALKING or having a 140 Pound scrotum, I'd Choose WALKING. But then again I'm not a man. I guess guys get really attached to their nuts. Kind of like that squirrel in the ICE AGE Cartoons, he'll go thru hell, but he won't let go if his nut.
Here's a video about man with Elephantits if the scrotum & his best friend who helps him carry it around. Man, That's a true friend if ever there was one. (either that or he's a closet homo).
My lord, if ever i wake up on the wrong side of the bed I can just thank my lucky stars & count my blessing I wasn't born a man in Africa or India with a 140 pound nut sac to lug around.
P.S. If you find the video too offensive. Just let me know & I'll delete it from my comment.
That's hilarious! - but now you think I'm easily offended don't you?
When it comes to penes or balls or goats you know everything!
The men wore loose loincloths that did little to conceal penes like pendulums on grandfather clocks.
His nurse, while out walking with him one day, told him that when little boys grow up their penes fall off.
lymphatic filariasis- parasitic worms causing your limbs or nutsac to grow GIANGANTIC SIZE.
So basically that means they're carrying 100+ pounds of WORMS around in their balls.
This started out as funny, it's turning into a nightmare.
It's always about nut-sacks with you isn't it?