@Centerlink Background Check No. 7 - @Mazzle
This is the next in the series of background checks for those of you who are claiming the dole.
@Mazzle
This week I uncovered some very interesting information about a sleazy character that I have had my suspicions about for a very long time…… @Mazzle
If you’ve not yet met @Mazzle, here is a picture of him with his undeclared dependant @Tubcat.
Luckily for @Mazzle, it appears that @tubcat doesn’t receive the dole so there are no infringements there….. The only scarring that has occurred is to my eyeballs after looking at this picture!
Not long after this picture was taken, @Mazzle headed bush to work for an environmental outfit as their chief scientist, aka 'Chief Bullshit Artist'. Some in-depth investigation has uncovered some shady dealings going on behind the scenes as @Mazzle took bribes for dumping waste. Here @Mazzle can be seen working his magic with a mysterious benefactor.....
The funds @Mazzle acquired from his days as an Environmental Scientist enabled him to acquire a gym. We now have the Australian Customs department involved after we uncovered evidence that @Mazzle had been smuggling 'Roids' into Australia using dubious methods.... Here is a recent photo....
Now we have no hard evidence that @Mazzle has been taking any drugs, but here is a photo that we uncovered of him strutting his stuff!
In more recent times, @mazzle has been tucking into the home-brewing scene. Apparently he loves a good home brew or 70 and is known to partake in a keg or two each evening....
It appears that @Mazzle has definitely let himself go and is now looking at a lifetime of beer and pizza with his illegitimate cat. We could find no reason why @Mazzle shouldn't get the dole.... Apparently being a weirdo doesn't disqualify you!
But we will be watching @Mazzle!
@Mazzle - Another @Centerlink Success Story
Hmmmmmm! The jury is out on whether or not this background check was as thorough as it needed to be @centerlink These images of Mr @mazzle (without the razzle dazzle........thank goodness) provide more questions than answers I'm afraid. Did anyone else notice the same dreamy like quality in the eyes of both @tubcat and his bath indulgent 'dependant?' It's true, my first instinct was to look away when confronted with the first pic........oh, and the third one but, upon taking a closer look I couldn't help but notice that suspiciously glazed look in the eyes of both cat and bather. Is tubcat an innocent roid user? I pose this question for the sole purpose of protecting this hapless feline. You see, I'm a cat lover from waaaaay back and I have a strong suspicion that tubcat has been on the receiving end of the 'roids in question. The proof is in the eyes. Don't just take my word for it.......check them out for yourselves. Due to my concern for tubcat, I would like to propose that I adopt him. He would look very handsome sitting on the edge of my bath.......... So, if the talented writer of this expose could inform me as to where this cat lives........I might just pay him a visit and rescue him from further abuse. And while I'm on the subject of importing 'roids.........I am thinking of having to resort to some underground or underhand smuggling activities myself to ensure I have plenty of roids (of the polar kind) on hand in case I stumble upon another revealing background check similar to this one.
Again, Australians show their level of absolute vulgar and antisocial behaviour. Upvulgar and revulgar. You just can't help a national vulgar and plebian mentality, you have to support it.
Oh dear!
This is where my steem tax goes lol.
@mazzle I only upvote you to make sure @tubcat gets fed and lives the life a cat deserves! plus Ava The Princess Cat might have a bit of a crush on Tub!
Oh wow... I don't know if I should upvote this post or flag it?
At least my hair looks amazing in that first pic! (and the roid pick for that matter) :D
I actually thought that being weird was a good thing in this little place we call #TeamAustralia.
And I'm the dependant of @tubcat by the way. That bloody animal is king of this house. I have to sleep on the floor. With a wet dish rag for a pillow. And some week old jocks as a blanket.
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LOL! This might be my new favourite undercover investigation.
Wao... mazzale what a fantastic one???
I'm still not across how to join my aussie comrades in full, If you could let me know what I'm missing that'll be great.
Thanks team!
Awesome post also, I am in histerics
Details on how to join are in this post:
https://steemit.com/teamaustralia/@choogirl/team-australia-new-recruits-28-02-18-and-what-s-going-on-with-my-dole-payments
Mazzle seems like a rad person, glad he wasnt cut off :-)
Can someone tell me why I have been cut off?
It seems ausbitbank and cento no longer like my posts :-(
I appreciate the help while it lasted and must admit my steemit "career" would have ended abruptly without you :-)
lol hehehe that was a funny post!