anniversary and crayfish)

Remembering this story, I always laugh for a long time. It happened three years ago for the anniversary of the wedding. my wife decided to surprise me. I came from work and she said go into the bathroom there waiting for you a surprise. Looking into the bathroom I saw a large number of live crayfish.

I was very happy because I like to eat crayfish with beer. After half an hour we cooked crawfish and sat down to celebrate the anniversary. Having grown littered with crayfish and beer, I lay on the sofa watching football. the wife looked at what other living crayfish were left, suggested that they give it to her mother, so that they do not spoil us. and asked me to help them carry it to my mother. At this time my stomach ached and I went to the toilet. imagine the situation, my wife screams "let's get out of the toilet!", but I can not. To me it is very bad and the stomach or belly hurts) she waited for me about half an hour, has taken offense and has left itself to mum with crayfish. somewhere in forty minutes she returned, and I was still in the toilet. she has joked with me for a long time that I can not even eat crabs, so that I can not go to the toilet later. in general, after 20 minutes of bullying from my wife, I still left my shelter) the truth is not for long, the stomach did not let me rest easy on the couch and returned me to the toilet. suddenly I began to notice that my hands began to swell. I went to the mirror and screamed in horror. my face was twice as big as usual, my eyes were so narrow that even I began to see worse. had to call an ambulance. it turned out that I was allergic to crayfish, although this was not the case before. now when we have an anniversary with my wife or my birthday, I ask that she does not make me any more surprises, since I will not live until the tenth anniversary))))