HUMOUR: Me And Fine Girl (Part 2)

temmytorpeh (40)in #story • 6 years ago

So after hyping and hyping both offline and online, I later sent my roommate to buy me Game of thrones season 1 while coming back from Bet9ja. I always felt like an alien anytime my friends talked about the film like it's a one-way ticket out of Nigeria. I bought the first season like I said, placed the disk on my laptop's DVD plate, and as I reached the scene where they were knacking, serious doggy-style knacking I mean, light went off. My system was actually a television in disguise. Once light goes, it switches off.

That was Saturday night. On Sunday morning, I woke and immediately took my bath, getting set for church. You don't do anything on a Sunday morning until you come back from church. You don't even eat. That was how I was raised. So upon getting to church, I sat behind my latest crush and new friend who happened to be the most beautiful and admired member. I just got the chance to speak with her the previous Sunday. She's always escorted by the rich and spiritual brothers in the church.
After service, I made my way to her and luckily, she agreed to stop by at my place before leaving for home. My house is just a stone throw from church. She entered my small boyish abode and sat on the bed. As courtesy demands, I bought her a cold soft drink and to add more to my hospitality, I switched on the laptop and the film continued playing. Lo and behold, fine girl was taken aback watching two full grown adults naked and teaching themselves the lessons of their lives.

Fine girl just carried her bag and left. She thought It was deliberate, like I really wanted to get her on. I couldn't stop her, my heart was broken and the last and first time she picked my call since the incidence, it was as if thunder fell on me. I never wanted to watch Game of thrones, na temptation forced me.

Just in case you want to know, fine girl has been hissing at me in church and has even reported me to some certain people. I know because that was what pastor preached about last Sunday. Young men who cannot control their pricks and lustful desires. One stupid ugly old woman like that too didn't respond when I greeted her. How I wish she listens and finds out I'm innocent. How I wish...!