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Golly. Why would I want to eat my cat? I would not try to eat Stinky the Cat, even if I was very hungry. First, she would catch wind of the plan, and I have to go to sleep at night.

And second, her breath smells like that Rottweiler on a hot summer's day. I would rather eat liver and gizzards and other things like that, than a cat that smells like a large, sweaty dog.

Also, I like Stinky the Cat. A lot. Why would I want to eat her? That is exactly why they make doughnuts, and french fries and chicken fried steak and other healthy foods. Jeesh louheesh.

In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.

Stinky the Cat has never met a European. I'm sure she would like them. "Kitty Kitty Kitty" probably sounds the same in every language.

As for the pest part, the only one Stinky the Cat controls is the electric meter-reader. I think he is a bit afraid of her. But he is not a pest to us, because we like having electricity for our devices, so we don't really have much of a problem, except once a month.

When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.

Tell me about this one too. Stinky the Cat licks my face sometimes when I am asleep. It hurts. Especially the eyelids. I think it is these barbs you're always talking about on here. All I ever say to Stinky the Cat in retort is: "go drink from the sink with your pokey barbs, Stinky". It seems to fall on deaf ears.

PS. I think this fact might be incorrect. I have picture evidence from Robert the Cat drinking from a puddle. It is more of a cupping action with the tongue. I think someone hoodwinked you on this barb thing. Might ask for a small % refund from the Little-Known Kitty Fact Company of Whereverville, USA.

Cats' eyes shine in the dark because of the tapetum, a reflective layer in the eye, which acts like a mirror.

Hey, I told you about the tapetum lucidum 27 minutes ago. Besides me needing to get a life and stop answering cat facts all night long on a Saturday, I think I need to buy you a new set of "cat facts" books. You can't just mirror what I talk about here. That's not fair. I don't have the resources you do. I have to rely on my wits and the wisdom of Stinky the Cat here...

The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.

An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.

Since Stinky the Cat's meow'r is broken, she can't be heard beyond the kitchen sink. But as in life, sometimes in cat-land, actions speak louder than words. Maybe that's why she always opens up the new cat food bag at night while we sleep, after we bring it home. Her way of saying "You have yours, this is my refrigerator. Stay out".

Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible as cat families interact best in pairs.

There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.

And 78 million on my down comforter...

Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.

The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means "to see".

I'm wondering what the ancient Egyptian word for 'particularly nutty cat' is. I'm thinking something like The Stink-Meister Meister-Stink.

Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.

As we've discussed before, Jim the neighbor is not afraid of Stinky the Cat. But he IS very terrified of Black Cat Pantera that used his leg as a territorial marking post. Maybe that is why Jim moved to Iowa.

A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.

Stinky the Cat can run a MARATHON, at 32 miles an hour, backwards, in the snow, uphill, with her eyes closed.

After humans, mountain lions have the largest range of any mammal in the Western Hemisphere.

A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.

There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.

Back of the cat. Front of the cat. Pish posh. Considering the number of fur-balls Stinky the Cat hock's up on a regular basis, I'd say there must be more than twice that many fur-hairs on the IN-side of the average cat.

The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.

A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.

When I was very young, way before Stinky the Cat, I came home from a trip to the barber's, and decided I would try my hand at the cat. I took our cat Suzy into the dark pantry closet, and trimmed her whiskers for her.

When I exited the pantry, I looking like I'd tangled with a really long bobwire fence. I was also doled out a very large and painful amount of punishment for that dumb little maneuver.
Luckily, cat's whiskers grow back.

I still feel bad about that today.

I also wonder now and then if that had anything to do with the diaper truck incident years later??

Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.

So many cats, so few kibbles...

Cats have supersonic hearing

Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.

Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.

What IS a cat flap? The back-door on a small pair of red, kitty long-handles? Never seen a cat in long under's in my life. Go figure.

Then again, he WAS Sir Isaac. He probably had access to some pretty top-notch cat clothier's.

Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.

We might want to re-think this. It appears to be highly variable in cats. I can call Stinky the Cat from 200 yards, or 6 inches away....she still never hears me. Unless there is food involved somehow.

Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.

A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).

In my neighbor hood, Stinky the Cat calls them ''highly intellectual".

A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.

An un-happy cat will hold her tail "any darn way I want".

In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.

In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats...

This little bit of information is puzzling to me.
So...mummies in Egypt were made from cats? Which means olde-world cats were made up of rolls of cloth toilet paper? That is really odd.

I guess this means when someone had a relative or friend to mummify, they grabbed the cat, un-wound it, and then re-wound the cat-cloth around their friend/relative. What was INSIDE the cat, once you used up all it's outer layering? Just air? A naked cat? A cat-shaped wire framework like a zeppelin?

I bet the counterfeit mummy-cat trade was really hopping back then.

Another point to ponder. Were cats back then not fuzzy, like today? Were all mummies fuzzy at first, but then the hair fell off over time in the tomb? All mummies I see in the movies are smooth on the outside. There is no furry, fuzzy cat wrapping that I can see. Then again, these mummy movies were all filmed in black and white. So that makes sense.

The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.

In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.

The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.

The strongest climber among the big cats, a leopard can carry prey twice its weight up a tree.

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