This is a segment of 🚀MISSION CONTROL🚀 With Me! @carrieallen that airs LIVE every TUESDAY 12 AM UTC on the Steemstar Network, hosted by our very own WITNESS @sircork. You know what to do.😎 And if you don't- just ask!😍

This debuted on April 30, 2018.

Written by @chrisroberts!

I'm looking for collaborators!

We will be needing more voice actors, some re-curring, some for single episodes. I'd also like to invite YOU to write a short script for us. They would need be able to be performed in UNDER 10 minutes, or broken up into 5 or 10-minute segments. We'll be primarily using these on my new Friday night show Steemstar After Dark. Running same time as Mission Control, but Fridays. Easy peasy. 🤩

Side note: Are you or someone you know a dev and/or witness? If yes- read on. 😎 It would be super great if we were able to EMBED a PDF viewer into our posts. I don't even know if that's possible, though I've literally tried all versions of HTML in attempt to make it work. The formatting of scripts is a toughy. We write it in a document in correct form, then no matter what I do, to copy/paste into a post adds a considerable amount of work. The ability to have a PDF viewer so folks can easily navigate the scripts, would be... again- SUPER. 😍 Lastly, there may be very good reason for not allowing this currently, one I'm just not privy to. However, in case no one's mentioned it... there it is Universe! It's out there! Do with it what you will! .... I thank you.

Are you behind an episode or two?

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• 🚀Space Carrie's Adventures In Space!🚀- Pilot Episode - Recording and Script
• 🚀Space Carrie's Adventures In Space!🚀- Episode 2 - Recording and Script

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

Space Carrie's Adventures in Space! Episode 3

Written by @chrisroberts

SOUND FX - AND NOW, THE STEEMSTAR NETWORK IS PROUD TO PRESENT…
SOUND FX - SPACE CARRIE’S ADVENTURES IN SPACE THEME

ANNOUNCER

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NARRATOR

Last time on Space Carrie’s Adventures in Space, Space Carrie
Joined forces with the mysterious Captain Cork of the Steemstarship,
After Captain Cork’s handy Lasers saved them both.
Now As the world around our heroes fades away, their essences are flung
Into the desolate realm of the matrix of teleportation.

SOUND FX - TELEPORTATION MATRIX

Only moments before, Captain Cork had blasted the pursuing
Police hoverbots of Flegula 7 to robo-smithereens. Knowing that
More hover bots would quickly take their place, Space Carrie and
Captain Cork had joined forces in their effort to leave the planet. With the
Help of the Steem Starship, they thought that a simple quick flight would
Get them to Interplanetary Justice, where a huge bounty awaited
Space Carrie. They were wrong…

Just as they began to make their escape, our party was targeted by
A rogue transporter and began to dematerialize!

SOUND FX - TELEPORTATION MATRIX

SPACE CARRIE

[shouting] I think I’m going to be sick!

HENRY

Beep boop. Robots weren’t meant to dematerialize. The
teleportation matrix never puts my parts back in the right
Order. Beep boop.

CAPTAIN CORK

[shouting] Relax, Henry! I’ve done this a thousand times. It leaves me
Constipated as hell, but I get where I need to go! We’ll get your parts back
In order on the other side!

SPACE CARRIE

[shouting] I’ve never been teleported against my will before. I feel so violated.

CAPTAIN CORK

[shouting from “teleport tunnel”] You’ll be fine. Hey! There’s my friend Carl! He’s an intergalactic
Space courier, so he pretty much lives in here. Hi Carl!

SOUND FX - MUFFLED SHOUTING -

[Shouting from tunnel, to Carl] Not tonight, Carl! I’m in the middle of something!
Have a lap dance for me, buddy!

NARRATOR

Space Carrie feels a bit nauseous as her insides begin to rebuild
Themselves, hopefully in the right order. A growing light in the
Distance of the teleportation matrix beckons the party back to the
Third dimension, and strange music begins to play.

SOUND FX - BEGIN CIRCUS SONG

SPACE CARRIE

Are you making that music, Kevin?

KEVIN

SOUND FX - INSTRUMENTAL NO

CAPTAIN CORK
Space Crap! I think i know where it’s coming from. Hope I’m wrong.

NARRATOR

But Captain Cork isn’t wrong. As the four companions are flung out
Of the teleportation matrix onto a cold, metal floor, they are surrounded
By colorful lights and overly cheerful music. They seem to be in a massive spaceship. As they get to their feet, they behold a towering cyborg, a huge, armored tank with an attractive female Human head coming out of the top. With a grotesquely amplified voice, The head begins to speak.

CYBORG

Welcome to Cirque Du Space! The greatest show in the Universe!

CAPTAIN CORK

Well hello, Tina. What’s it been, five space years? Still love the
Circus, I see.

TINA

The circus is my one true passion, and actually, it has been six space years, and 34.5 space days since our last meeting. Hello, James. You’re looking well.

CAPTAIN CORK

[triggered] Oh, geez… here we go. After all these space years,
Can’t we just let bygones be space bygones? I mean sure, I’m not
Completely without blame, and I’m not gonna say I’ve got no regrets,
But honey, you were just on a path that I couldn’t follow.

SPACE CARRIE

What in the seven space-hells is going on here?

HENRY

Beep boop. Captain Cork’s trail of baggage stretches across
Galaxies. Beep boop.

CAPTAIN CORK

Ahem, we can talk about that later, Henry. Tina, this is Space
Carrie.

SOUND FX - SPACE CARRIE!

Space Carrie, this is Tina, my former lover.

TINA

[booming] Would you be so kind as to introduce my
Whole title?

CAPTAIN CORK

[whining] C’mon, Tina. That’s not the way I remember you,
And honestly, as a person who remembers your, um, human form,
It’s a little humiliating to--

TINA

SILENCE!!! My whole title! Like you mean it!

CAPTAIN CORK

Fine. Space Carrie, I’d like to present The Immortal Cyborg Clown Overlord of the Circus Planet Barnum 4… The Titanic Terror of Hilarity, The Supreme Psycho Sideshow, Destroyer of Planets, Tormentor
Of humanity, and Enemy of all genitalia…

TINA

-That’s my favorite part--

CAPTAIN CORK

Queen Tina Tyrannica!

SOUND FX - EVIL FANFARE

TINA

It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Space Carrie. And
Thank you, James, for that lovely introduction. I’m glad you
Remembered the order after all these space years.

CAPTAIN CORK

How could I forget? You know as well as I do why I left. I just couldn’t get on board with the Whole Enemy of all genitalia thing. And you tried
One too many times to disembody my brain. You understand, don’t
You, Tina?

HENRY

Beep boop. Can we please get to the point here? Beep boop.

TINA

[booming] Silence the primitive robot!

CAPTAIN CORK

Cyborgs hate robots. Better lay low, Henry.

HENRY

Beep boop. Rude. Beep boop.

SPACE CARRIE

[shouting, as though TINA is hard of hearing] Nice to meet
You, Tina! To what do we owe the pleasure of today’s
Surprise teleportation?

TINA

[diabolically] I have need of your Captain...

SOUND FX - END CIRCUS SONG
SOUND FX - DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNN

NARRATOR

What sinister plans does the scorned Cyborg Queen
Have in store for Captain Cork and his friends? Will her massive
Space lair become a tomb for our heroes? Find out after this
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ANNOUNCER

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SOUND FX - STEEMSTAR FOR YOUR FAMILY

NARRATOR

As we return to Cirque Du Space, the massive space lair
Of the Cyborg Queen Tina Tyrranica, we find our heroes in a
Prison cell, guarded by a number of Tina’s cyborg goons. Henry
The robot is attempting to realign his thorax, while Kevin the
Minstrel plays a captive’s tune.

SOUND FX - BEGIN KEVIN SAD HARMONICA

SPACE CARRIE

Oh, cheer up, Captain. It could be worse. She told us we’d
Be free to go if we just give her what she wants.

CAPTAIN CORK

[to himself] She only wants your lasers, James. Everybody
Always wants your lasers. You’re only as good as your lasers--

SPACE CARRIE

Snap out of it, Captain! The Cyborg Queen has obviously triggered
Some horrible spiral of doubt and self-loathing, but I need you to get
A grip! Kevin needs you! Henry needs you! We need to get out of
Here and get back to the Steem Starship, and you’re the one with the
Keys! So the giant cyborg lady wants your laser technology! Who cares?
She’ll probably vaporize herself anyway.

CAPTAIN CORK

[Pause] I guess that’s true. I mean, we say our lasers are
Safe, but that two percent backfire rate always causes problems.

SPACE CARRIE

[placating] I know. They’re basically death traps.

CAPTAIN CORK

...and they do tend to spontaneously combust…

SPACE CARRIE

You bet they do. So whaddya say, champ?

HENRY

Beep boop. I think you should do it, Captain. It seems these
Cyborgs want to kill me. Beep boop.

CAPTAIN CORK

It’s true, Henry. They all want to destroy you. Cyborgs are well-
Known for their endless hatred of robots. All right! We’ll make the
Deal. And now, how to escape from this prison cell?

SPACE CARRIE

Um… We just need to tell the guards that we’re ready. I think she only
Put us in here to keep her cyborg clowns from ripping Henry
Apart.

CAPTAIN CORK

Guards! Take us to your leader. And the adventure continues
For Captain Cork and Space Carrie!

HENRY

Beep boop. And Henry. Beep boop.

KEVIN

SOUND FX - QUICK KEVIN

SPACE CARRIE

And of course, Kevin, our ever-present musical accompanist.

SOUND FX - BATMAN SEGWAY

SOUND FX - CIRCUS MUSIC

NARRATOR

Now, the party appears once again in the high court of the
Cyborg Queen Tina Tyrannica, where the circus never ends.
Captain Cork is prepared to comply to her demands, sharing
The secret Steemstar laser technology in exchange for the
Freedom of he and his friends.

TINA

I’m glad you can finally see the potential in our…
Partnership. Upload all laser data right here into my
Mainframe, if you would please.

CAPTAIN CORK

[Awkwardly] I don’t have it on me. You think I just carry
Classified tech data around on a space drive in my pocket?
C’mon, Tina. I’m captured by someone or another every other
Week, I’d have lost it for sure by now.

TINA

SILENCE!! I thought you’d have some fancy device
That would just give me what I need right when I needed it. I guess
That’s too much to ask. I can’t believe Steemstar ever put you
In charge of their marketing division.

CAPTAIN CORK

[triggered] I am Steemstar! I’m the original, and the best. I basically
built Steemstar from the ground up!

SPACE CARRIE

Relax, everyone! Can’t we just send the data after we get
Back to the Steem Starship?

CAPTAIN CORK

You know? I think we could. Yeah, I could space mail it to you.

TINA

Space mail? That doesn’t sound reliable.

CAPTAIN CORK

Actually, you’d be surprised, with all the transporter malfunctions.
Speaking of which, Steemstar offers litigation for transporter--

TINA

SILENCE!! Very well. You will return to the Steem Starship, then
Space mail me the laser data, leaving only one of the terms of
Our agreement.

CAPTAIN CORK

Oh yeah, the other term…

TINA

You must agree to five exclusive performances over the next two
Years as my Amazing Laser Human. I will call you when you are
Needed.

CAPTAIN CORK

Sure, sure. Just let me know. Well, it was great catching up, Tina.

TINA

[Booming] Likewise! And pleased to meet you as well, Space Carrie.
It was a relief that I did not have to slaughter you. Now you all better
Go; it seems my cyborgs would like to destroy your disgusting
Robot.

HENRY

Beep boop. Unbelievably rude. Beep boop.

TINA

Farewell, travelers! Until your first performance!

SOUND FX - TRANSPORTER BEAM

NARRATOR

And with that, our heroes essences are flung yet again
Into the teleportation matrix, only this time, their destination
Is none other than the Steem Starship itself. It looks like
Smooth space sailing from here for Space Carrie and her
Friends… Or is it? Yes it is… Or is it? Find out next time on
Space Carrie’s Adventures in Space!

SOUND FX - SPACE CARRIE’S ADVENTURES IN SPACE THEME
SOUND FX - STEEMSTAR FOR YOUR FAMILY
END

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