My first heist

It all started 22 moons ago about a day after I was born. I was alone in my bedroom playing candypoop on my poopPad and from nowhere I started humming a few notes, I liked them and added a few more and then a few more after that. About an hour had passed in the blink of an eye and my lives on candypoop were back to full. It was like I had blacked out are something.
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I got up to get a cup of air from the bathroom and found myself singing the Stackitis song. I had never even heard the word Stackitis before and had no idea want it meant. It felt very natural like it was a part of me but there was something missing, something that I could not put my finger on. After I had my cup of air I was feeling better and went for a swim. I was still only a day old and learning but after a few minutes I was drawn to the surface were I had never gone before, it is in the danger zone. I was a little scared cause it was my first time and started to hum my new favourite stackitis song to calm my nerves. After getting to the surface, I seen that it was dark and I was hidden. I could see nothing for miles except for a few animals that swam through the surface sky making chirp's and tweet noises.
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I swam around for about 10 minutes to see if I could see everything good and I sang my new Stackitis song loudly and proudly as I searched. I was feeling good, look at me I thought, 1 day old and swimming to the surface alone. My self-glory was short lived because from out of the blue, around 10 ships showed up. I had never seen such things before and I swam to the closest one to see if it was friend are foe. As I got closer I still all the men lined up looking overboard down at me. They did not say a single word are even move for that matter. It freaked me out so I swam to the next closest ship and the same again; all the men were lined up staring down at me. I wished they would stop looking at me and they did. I thought, did I do that? I wished they would look to the left and they did, then to the right and they did. I wished for one man to jump overboard and he did. I thought, holy SHIT, I can control these guys with my thoughts. What can I get?? I wished for them to all throw their most valuable treasures overboard and they did, they all threw over shinny bits of metals and coloured glass nuggets without a second thought. I remember thinking these pirate guys are straight up chumps and I’ll be back tomorrow for more.
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I quickly swam back down to the ocean floor following my new treasure to where it fell and I used an old fishing net to gather anything together. It was heavy but I was able to move it to a safe spot way down deep where nobody has ever been before outside the safe zone. On my way back home, my mind was racing with what I was going to do with my new treasure. I was thinking about what I had just gotten, how much more I could get, why did these pirates give me all their stuff so easy. My mind was going a million knots an hour and then the next thing I remember was waking up in my bedroom with my poopPad in my hand and my candypoop game still open.

It was a dream and I had fallen asleep playing candypoop.

I quickly began to catch up on upvotes and again found myself singing the Stackitis song. How did I know the words to this song if it was in my dream? Did I really get all that plunder? Is it there? I could remember were I stashed it from my dream. I thought I had a programming fault and was about to short circuit. These questions played on my mind for a few more hours until I had all my upvoting done. When I was free I swam to the stash point and what did I tell you? I’m Precious my darling's and the all that with a shiny tail. It was there.

Next up. I wanted answers. I logged into my discord account to speak with daddy, my 2 uncles and 2 brothers. They all sat me down and told me my purpose in life. I told me about the Stackitis song, what the treasure was now, they told me I had around 180 cousins and we all worked together but that is another story for another day my darling's.

Maybe next time

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