Hahaha...Love it Ian. I will have you know that when you are plagiarising from yourself, you must use ""double quotes"", so that readers are aware of this phenomenon. Not all places on the internet warn you with a cheetah bot. Now let's get this ball rolling....

""I smoked seven joints""
Is this true @magic8ball?
I have been summoned to answer your question! My Magic 8-Ball says:
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LOL
Not entirely
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Good stuff, entertaining as always. You're out of luck...I have nominated you for this contest, but don't worry it will be easy for you. Right up your alley!
https://steemit.com/tinfoilraps/@palikari123/tin-foil-raps-2-a-paranoid-rhymes-contest-syrian-edition-comedy-open-mic-round-10