Mate, after reading you post - https://steemit.com/steemitbeards/@holoz0r/beards-of-steemit-unite-battle-of-the-beards - I reckon you've got it in the bag!

There are actually much better ones up here in Humpty Doo but the blokes out there don't know how to use computers, so you're safe!! They mostly just sit around the pub and listen to ZZ Top - Lol.