How @cathi-xx, @lifeworship and @ned all first met: Unofficial, and Uncensored!!! - A Steemit Erotic Fanfiction
While I haven't decided what's going to be in the story yet, it might contain things upsetting for people that get upset by stuff.
This could include sexy stuff, violent stuff, or sexy violent stuff.
If your the sort of person that moans about that stuff, just don't read it - I am not forcing you too.
Thanks,
@skeptic
P.S.
Use the mute button.
We now turn our headlights to full beam in order to gaze forward though the mists of time.
The light from them reflects off, not a deer, but a scene 10 years from now - 1 decade into the future.
@dan enters the scene, but whats this? @ned is there too.
"Do you remember that thing that happened 10 years ago? The one that seemed like it would split us apart forever, but instead brought us closer then ever? That brought us......to each-other?"
"The time with the Steempower?"
"Yes!"
"Oh, yes right"
"Its hard to believe what happened isn't it? What happened and what it led to"
"Yes my sweetness" said @ned, giving @dan a "special" kiss.
"Now that I have remembered it again I will never forget it."
"It was pretty life changing."
So we now dim our headlights and reverse drive back to the presence, the mists closing back around the future and the camera of our mind drawing back to the world we know of as the now.
@ned woke up bloodsoaked ,naked and very horny one autumn tuesday....
Meanwhile, back in the future, @dan and @ned were enjoying each-other.
As the narrator, I will respect their privacy and not specify how- lets just say it involved soldiers. Its certainly clear they were close.
Not just metaphorically but physically with their bodies as well.
@ned was distracted though, thinking back to the past. We join him on his mid-dunking the cosmic donut flashback, a flashback to our story in the present......
This is a story about how @cathi-xx, @lifeworship and @ned all first met. It takes place in the blockchain Highschool before all the events, incidents and happenings happened.The blockchain Highschool was one of the most violent schools in town, averaging 100 murders each year.
In this story @lifeworship is a jock, @ned is a dork and @cathi-xx is the school pet.
We join our bros as they first check their school timetables.
"Who are you guys anyway?"
"Yo yo yo I am @lifeworship" said @lifeworship, joking around.
"Hi I am @ned" said @ned, with a lysp!
"Our next class is next" said @cathi-xx.
"I noticed. We should go together." said @ned.
So they did.
When they got to class they went in and went to their chairs.
The chairs were hard and made from wood. Probably hard wood.
They sat down on their chairs (different ones).
At that moment @dan came into the class room.
"omg! look its @dan " said @cathi-xx.
"Welcome class" said the teacher.The teacher was sexy, btw. All the teachers were sexy.
"Your first class, ever, is biology. So open your books to page 86 and start learning."
@ned started learning intensely. His mind was filled with Biology.
@lifeworship was skimming his book.
@dan looked like he was studying, but @ned knew he was clearly just faking it. Probably cheating. Yes, he was cheating at learning.
"Stop cheating!" said @ned
"Screw you!" said @dan who then punched @ned right in his Shoulder. Blood splattered everywhere but the teacher didn't noticed
Teacher turned around sexily.
"Who said that?"
"@ned and @dan did!" said @lifeworship, who was keen to grass people up. Because @lifeworship thinks its funny and loves to see some action.
"This is my final warning you two!" said the Teacher.
@ned went back to his economics book to continue learning.
@dan was finding it hard to learn though. There was a giggle coming from behind them. A quite, but extremely cute giggle.
@dan turned around, and for the first time truly saw @ned. Truly, deeply, completely saw @ned.
(A/N - @dan was gay at this time. Lots of people are gay in highschool but grow out of it. At least, that's what my dad says)
@ned giggled again. Their eyes lit up as they did so, reflecting @dan in their manly orbs.
@ned's saw @dan looking at that moment and giggled again, turning away quickly.
To @dan it seemed like @ned turned in slow motion, @neds hair bobbing gently as they did. It was miasma-ising.
@dan suspected he wasn't a natural bluenette but it didn't matter. All that mattered was how well their hair colors would go together.
Every bit of @ned was captivatingly radiant. From their Buttock to their Arm and everything inbetween. It was all a perfect picture of picturess perfection.
"Holy fuck I am in love" said @dan.
"Shit"
"Fuck"
@dan panicked and ran out the room.
And now, with that, we once again turn our headbrains to the future, stepping forward down the road of time and walking for 10 years until we get to the place in time which this takes place.
@dan and @ned were just finishing. Out of respect for their privacy I will not specify what they were just finishing.
"arg...that was good sex" said @ned.
"yes, yes it was" said @dan.
"You seemed a little distracted near the end though. Not your normal energetic self"
"yes...sorry about that. I was thinking back to a decade ago, when I first realized my feelings for you even though I didn't know it at the time.
Its what opened my eyes to what I felt all along. The missing jigsaw piece to my heart in which you were the key to unlock"
"And our love grew together from that moment to blossom into the great tree that it is today"
"I love you @dan my irresistibleness".
"I love you too @ned -my better half.
And they smiled the smile of lovers at each-other, as we fade out into the sunset.
"-sigh-" thought @dan. He had embarrassed him self exactly like he promised him self that he would not do on his very first day of school.
"I ruined my chances with @ned. My one true love" thought @dan.
"I dont know about that" said a giggle from behind @dan.
It was @ned!
"I found it kinda cute"
"So...you like me?"
"Yes, lets quit school so we never have to deal with your embarrassment and live together far away"
"oh...that sounds like a great idea!"
So @dan and @ned went far away and lived happily ever after.
The end.
Hi, you just won an achievement award.
I don't know how to type out the noises muttley made but thank you very much. xD
I was at -8 at one time just for cracking a few jokes.
It is cray cause it only takes one person to get butthurt.
good to see you made it out of the negitives.
:D
The system is screwed up.
https://steemit.com/steemit/@pompe72/how-s-that-for-a-contradiction
Yeah, doesn't look like they are even willing to address the problem. it has only been step after step to try to cover it up.
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day... Bravo!
![](https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://media.giphy.com/media/QKESIqxh398wo/giphy.gif)
Thank you!
glad people enjoyed it.
:D