10 Tips For a Better (Insert Basic Human Desire Here)
Step 1:
Ambush your reader with a stroke-inducing amount of ads on a slideshow type site where the browser's back button infuriatingly takes you to each of the past slides. Be sure the "next" and "previous" buttons are buried heavily between the ad shitstorm like a midget on a bus full of sumo wrestlers doing a buffet crawl.
Step 2:
Post opinions that only relate to your life personally and/or mention things that are basically unattainable like a mansion or a yacht.
Step 3:
Make the internet a better place for all of us by running blindfolded onto a busy highway before publishing your work.
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