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Your posts have been so bland, nothing to pull your leg over.
Start a series, "My courting dates compared to me Daughters"
keep it just short of NSFW, and you will be busy all day with the comments.
sex/rex/fex [something that sounds like that] sells

Well... that's rude thank you lol :p

Ask and you shall receive.
just be ready to duck.

I'll try but im not that quick lol

Buy lots of perfume, you may need it if you don't duck fast enough.

Ill just hide llol