Nanzo's BAR is CLOSED
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Early warning!
We will be chatting GGG vs KELL BROOK this time tomorrow!
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Level 1 comments are for
- ordering drinks
- reserving a table
- jokes
- memes
- questions & suggestions
Points of order
- no SERIOUS talk... the bar is reserved purely for jokes and banter
- no STEEM/ STEEMIT circle jerking (bitching and moaning is allowed just keep it witty)
Drinks list - http://www.bardrinks.com/drinks/lists/alpha.asp
More info - https://steemit.com/steemit-ideas/@nanzo-scoop/nanzo-s-bar-is-now-open
RIGHT, IT IS NOW 21:10 BST. I'M GOING TO CLOSE THE BAR AT 22:30
....next order please?
Cheers!!!
Would you like to order?
I'll have a steamboat
thanks for dropping by!
boy have I got a story for you.. so I met this girl and by "met" I really mean...
STALKED THE SHXX outta her
Like a lion hunting a gazelle... I pounced on her with a quickness..
I CLAIMED HER AS MY OWN
I did what exactly what God put man on this earth to do... am I right?
BLOODY CAVEMAN!!.. Any excuse to plug your movie.. lol
You see how happy I am tho?
We're a perfect match
We go together like Peas and Carrots
lovely pics... your daughter?
nope, lost and found...
Her parents lost her... when I found her
Bend Over Shirley!
Barkeep?
Barkeep! Barkeep! I'll have a one bend over Shirley please.
Oh, not on your list eh? Ok. Bend Me over then!
Early warning!
We will be chatting GGG vs KELL BROOK this time tomorrow!
OP to be updated!
Any predictions on how it will go?
I'll let you buy out now for 4 SBD. ;)
Having seen how shook up GGG looked at weigh-in I'm even more bullish on Brook!
Brook was breathing awful hard when they went face to face. The fear has already set in. GGG looked bored that he was being bothered to weigh in for another early round KO. ;)
I'll call 4th round KO for GGG.
You guys are gonna force me to tell bar tales... unless we get something going soon!
ALRIGHT... that's your lot! Bar is closed. Tomorrow... GGG vs Brook. Live commentary right here!
Hi, I'd like to reserve a table for one, somewhere in a dark corner, close to the toilets, please. And you can bring me a Raspberry Hooter; I need it.
hi,
I wrote a cute little story about a baby dolphin and all the posts he read on steemit last week and your post is in it!
have a look, I hope you like it
thanks
Seeing as how she's not old enough... I'm going to order her a shirley temple and I'll have another one those, "Quicker Fucker Uppers" you made me yesterday... if it wasn't for that drink right thurr... She wouldn't be sitting beside me right now
anybody gonna buy us a shot? DUH, cute couple sitting here
Drunk conscious
The man gets home totally drunk and his son tells him:
The father answers: