boy have I got a story for you.. so I met this girl and by "met" I really mean...
STALKED THE SHXX outta her
![](https://steemitimages.com/640x0/http://i.imgur.com/A8xx1mm.jpg)
Like a lion hunting a gazelle... I pounced on her with a quickness..
I CLAIMED HER AS MY OWN
![](https://steemitimages.com/0x0/http://i.imgur.com/iB1xJZ7.gif)
I did what exactly what God put man on this earth to do... am I right?
BLOODY CAVEMAN!!.. Any excuse to plug your movie.. lol
You see how happy I am tho?
![](https://steemitimages.com/640x0/http://i.imgur.com/R9LNN6X.jpg)
We're a perfect match
We go together like Peas and Carrots
lovely pics... your daughter?
nope, lost and found...
Her parents lost her... when I found her