LGBT-Party Contest, Craft a Joke for Steem Basic Income

in #steembasicincome6 years ago (edited)

Humor is a large part of human interaction. Sadly, when a joke includes LGBT the punchline tends to be lackluster, and the joke is simply using the method of punching down and passing that off as humor. Humor can exist without attacking a group below you, and this contest is an attempt to convince the individuals on Steem to give it a shot.

The Objective:


Craft a joke that is LGBT inclusive, and has a reference to LGBT in some way. Then leave it as a comment below this post within the next 7 days.

The Rules:

  1. Only the first three submissions of each individual will be counted, and the reward will be determined based on the best.
  2. Each user must prove themselves to be an ally of LGBT or a member of LGBT, this is done by joining our discord server and passing our quick examination. Discord link, https://discord.gg/SWuVpYK

The Reward:


Any user who adheres to these will win an SBI token, up to a maximum of 20 that will be given out.

Some info on Steem Basic Income here .


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When I go to dinner w/ a girl & the waiter asks ""are the checks separate or together?"
I assume he's asking "are y'all lesbians or friends?"

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My entry is here:

The men sat in a bar.
A bisexual man, a gay man and a transgender male.
They all lived inn a small town and discussed whre they could meet to find partners.

The gay man said most of them he met online amd that it was straight men that wanted tp try something new.

The transgender man said when he was at partys often straight men invited him home becuase the tought he was a girl. And he was fine with that.

The bisexual man said, well i like everything so why dont we all go to my appertement and have some fun.

I made this on the go, buti will come back flr aometging much better. Oleaae send a new link so i can join your channel.

Peace out

I have fixed the link

Two anthropomorphic gay deer walk into a gay bar. Now leaving, one deer says to the other, "I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks."

How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.

My Entry 1:
I must be using my straighteners wrong, I’m still a lesbian.”

Entry 2:
“I’m having trouble thinking straight.”

P3:
Why do LGBTQ+ people always look so fine?

Cause they've been in the closet for so long.

What Do you call a Lesbian with Long Nail?
Single

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