yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it's cool, Tomislav Jagnjic, digital, 2016

Person comes back from the woods covered in blood and dirt with torn clothing exposing his injuries.

“What the hell! You said it was safe down there!”

The giant creature looked confused and wondered what the human is raving about.

Human “ Those woods are infested with all kinds of monsters, I barely escaped in one piece.”

The giant creature leans in closer to get a better look at the human and the injuries it sustained.

“Are you BLIND!” The human yelled at the creature while going off on a rant about how the giant creature should of given some warning about the dangers that lurked in the woods.

The creatures lips began to move and in the most calm and care free voice it replied.

“They never bothered me.”

The human just stared dumbfounded at the creature and what had just taken place. Not because the creature spoke but how it didn’t understand that monsters inhabited those woods and not friendly woodland creatures.

The creature spoke once more snapping the human out of its daze.

“ I’ll help you get through the woods, just turn and point in the direction you need to go.”

The human looking pleased that the giant creature had the decency to help after almost getting killed by the creatures ignorance.

The human turned in the direction and pointed beyond the small mountains.

“This way, I need to get to the town on the other side before sunset, so make haste” The human commanded.

The human felt a breeze of hot air from behind as the giant spoke the words that would haunt them for their remaining life time.

“I understand” the giant said, as the giant creature placed his hand behind the human and set his middle finger behind is thumb and positioned it behind the human ensuring they would make good time to get to their destination.

The human turned their head slightly behind them only to briefly see a giant finger quickly moving towards them. Before the human could say anything they were high up in the air looking back at the giant creature as its arm was stretched out before it and its clenched fist slowly turned upward and extended its middle finger.

The giant creature smiled and yelled to the human.

“You’re welcome”.