Man United vs Tottenham Hotspur Preview

Good morning everyone and welcome to the match day news updates. 

This is coming from Old Trafford Park. David De Gea has been tipped to start for United today after previously being a doubt. The doubt was due to his sudden depression after the 100% snub in London during the 2017 FIFA awards, but, through the help of some therapists, he seems to have put that behind him now. 

Eric Baily who is well known for his expertise in bus conducting in his African home is also in contention to start today. His services were missed at Huddersfield the other day when his compatriot Jones was injured and replaced by a make-shift conductor Lindelof. Recall that his (Lindelof) poor services led to the driver (Mourinho) losing 2-1 to their competitor that day to the dismay of his passengers (fans).

Meanwhile, in a press conference yesterday, Mourinho has stated of a slight change of approach in their bus services today, he said that since Kane will be missing, he has instructed his buses to move at least 2 poles rather than their prior agreement of 90 minutes of being motionless or better put PARKED in front of their goal post. I advise everyone to take this particular news with no much seriousness since some drivers are stubborn and don't always take instructions. 

More to come.....

So what's your take on the match?