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in #rattlesnakecheese5 years ago (edited)

RATTLESNAKE CHEESE WITH TEQUILA

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Strolling through my local grocery store and I happened to stop by the cheese section.

I walked by and this Ratlesnake cheese almost jumped out and bit me.

I was struck by the design on the label. When you see a skull, a rattlesnake crawling through the eye holes, "just released", and TEQUILA, what could go wrong?

I read the ingredient list just to make sure there wasn't actual Rattlesnake in the cheese because EWWWW!

I am not a tequila fan but I figured there was more flavor in the cheese than alcohol and I wouldn't get sauced by eating a few pieces.

There are also habaneros listed and I like me a little spicy every now and then.

The cheese must have slithered into my basket because when I got home....there it was.

I put it in my kindly fridge and pretty much forgot about the cheese until later in the evening.

I had been on discord chatting away and all that typing was making me hungry.

I went to the fridgey and there it was RATTLESNAKE CHEESE.

Did I hear a faint rattle or was that just my imagination?

I found a handy cutting board and knife then....I cut the cheese.

I actually sliced some off. When I said "cut the cheese" what were you thinking I meant?

This cheese is HOT and that is no understatement.

My daughter came home from work and wanted to try a piece. I warned her but she had to be tough. She took the piece and chewed it up.

There was a delay at first. Rattlesnake cheese sneaks up on a person.

Then her face got RED. She is a red head and is fair complected so her color difference was quite obvious.

A short minute passed and she was trying to act like it was the mildest cheese ever...then she got hiccups because of the heat.

This is certainly a spicy lovers dream cheese. It has a very good sweet flavor (from the tequila)but without a glass of milk handy this cheese will almost hurt ya.

It definitely has a big bite.

I challenge you friendly reader to create a post about something from your cupboard, icebox or fridge.

@ cut the cheese

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"How'd that get into my shopping basket?" Lol!

Does that ever happen to you? @kerrislravenhill

Last known occurrence last month when I found six 300 gram bars of Rich Dark Belgium Chocolate bars in my grocery bags, the receipt showed a purchase price of $1.44 each. Tasty loss of memory event may be attributed to alien abduction styled purchase. My phone was on but there was an unexplainable 20 second blank gap in my phone time.

Those Darn aliens like chocolate. If you won't buy it they just take on over and buy it themselves.

Wow magic

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My stomach does not feel magic this morning. That cheese bites on the outside and the inside as well.

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hehehehhee love that her face actually turned red!!!!! Hehhee

I don't think I would be trying this cheese!!! I do like spice, but not so much that it overpowers lol

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It is a very strongly peppered cheese with a good taste.

I love cheeses!!!!! We used o go to this cheese farm where they showed the kids the old ways to make Gouda... Mmmmm the sharpest ones were soooo tangy!!

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This one has fangs..
.is cause of the habaneros.

Nah. I'll pass lololol

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Really??? lol
the story is ready :-)

I read and loved it . But I need more

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What is you favorite cheese?

Mmmm hard to say a favorite because they all have different uses... But I do love fresh shavings of parmesan!!! Love that nutty, slightly sweet, salty flavor mmmm
And when you get close to the rind... Yummm! I love that chewy kind of texture there too hehehe

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you are making me hungry.....for pizza/pasta lol

Mmmmm me too. But I'm on Gatorade for thr next 3 days at least. I still don't feel right...🤔

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