Oh my dearest daughter.

I'm 87 years old.

Why do I have to live in this home instead of with you?

Remember that time I was afraid the dog was going to eat me and you grabbed the camera instead of grabbing me?

That's why.

While those two search for a good family therapist, why don't you check out these funny posts?

https://steemit.com/punchline/@steemmatt/welcome-chuck-norris-to-steemit-some-quick-facts (Brilliant!)

https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/create-your-own-opportunities

https://steemit.com/funny/@idikuci/attention-grabbing

https://steemit.com/funny/@redlipstick/better-off-alone

https://steemit.com/punchline/@hanzappedfirst/teenagers-are-just-tall-children

https://steemit.com/funny/@take5/i-m-not-here-damnit

https://steemit.com/funny/@theregularguy/a-new-addition-to-my-list-of-things-i-really-didn-t-need-to-see-jim-shorts-regrets

https://steemit.com/funny/@bluetower/tongue-tied

https://steemit.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/two-sides-to-every-story

https://steemit.com/funny/@nonameslefttouse/reading-comprehension-and-you-how-to-avoid-looking-like-an-idiot

https://steemit.com/punchline/@thedailylaugh/careless-moments

https://steemit.com/funny/@b00m/bad-fish

https://steemit.com/punchline/@acolucky/in-search-of-a-job