In Search of a Job

in #punchline • 7 years ago (edited)

Are you looking to hire a guy who:

-Won't show up on time or on days needed?
-Cusses and swears every third word?
-Doesn't shower, shave, or deodorize?
-Laughs when other people get hurt?
-Uses the wastebasket instead of a restroom?
-Sexually harasses everyone equally?

I am probably your guy. Send details and maybe we work something out. Thanks.

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     7 years ago 

    I happen to have an opening you can fill.

    NSFW

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     7 years ago 

    Sorry. I don't do plumbing.

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     7 years ago (edited)

    fits the job description of a politician perfectly.

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     7 years ago (edited)

    Politicians are worse.

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     7 years ago 

    could use a bit of attention, so that last one appeals to me

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     7 years ago 

    I might have something for you if you like dogs and kids? Plz send your Koalafications

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