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While it's uncomfortable walking around all day with socks stuffed into your briefs, finally getting this look makes it all worth it
While it's uncomfortable walking around all day with socks stuffed into your briefs, finally getting this look makes it all worth it
yeah this reminds of the cock-blocker ad to prevent rape
Totally Marketed To The Wrong Demographic
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nothing blocks cocks like a cock of your own
I'd still have a crack
Use a Serbian sausage next time and if things don't work out
You can always throw on the grill for a quick dinner
haha its like a vagina bulge
That's plan B :P
You gotta love yourself a little
That should take care of the chaffing
trick is to slip on a condom underneath
Alternatively, if you're secure enough to accept that yours is going to be smaller.
Then anything would be possible
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she's a squirter
This brings back so many memories, from my childhood
Sulu approves too
Get ready to have your socks knocked off
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definitely a fitting color
You sure you were noticing the color and not the size?
is it just me or are all the Steemian ladies here getting mildly pornographic
Heheh, we're just picking up from the best.
You're welcome young padame
You have a pretty good chance of getting some tonight
Until everything comes off
You know how women feel about dropping your socks everywhere
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especially if you didn't bring condoms you can use it as contraception
Ever dragged your penis along the carpet? You're right, that's pretty good contraception.
And having this kind of experience might even create a memorable scene in your heart.
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instead of wham, bam, thank you maam
funkylove be like:
slap, lap, thank you chap
Hahaha
You got me thinking man
;) lol, hey go see our replies to your COM submission
all women should listen to whatever she's listening to more
I know it socks! Meanwhile here's a disturbing gif
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always carry oranges to work in case of a surprise drug test
how else do you milk an orange?
Is that a rhetorical question?
What do you mean?
rhetorical questioning is rhetorical, could this be what she's asking?
wasn't I asking her?
were you?
Do I want to know what is going on?
The look you give when you discover captain winky has been stuffed in the back of her panties the whole time!
sure she didn't just shit her pants?
What would you rather, shit herself, hemorrhoids or a full package at the back?
that's just her vestigial tail
Just be careful when you celebrate it.
It can be dangerous.
I guess that's why they call it a molotov cocktail