Satire- The Proverbs of Cryptocurrency- Chapter One

1 The proverbs of Steemit, the daughter of Cryptocurrency, king of Blockchain Social Media;

2 To know cryptocurrency and investment; to perceive the trends of virtual money;

3 To receive the instruction of cryptocurrency, trading, and investment, and equity;

4 To give steem to the simple, to the young man steemcoins and power.

5 A wise man will hear, and will increase wealth; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:

6 To understand a trend, and the interpretation; the steems of the wise, and their dark sayings.

7 The fear of Cryptocurrency power is the beginning of knowledge: but central banks and crypto-phobias despise wisdom and instruction.

8 My steem Buddy, hear the instruction of thy steem mate, and forsake not the power of thy steem coins:

9 For they shall be precious ornament of money unto thy pocket, and wealth upon thy steem generations.

10 My Steem Buddy, if crypto-phobias entice thee, consent thou not.

11 If they say, Come with us, let us lay wait for a crash, let us lurk privily for the steembuddies without cause:

12 Let us swallow them up alive as the grave; and whole, as those that go down into the dip:

13 We shall find all precious coins, we shall fill our wallets with spoil:

14 Cast in thy coins among us; let us all have one wallet:

15 My steem buddy, walk not thou in the way with them; refrain thy coins from their wallet:

16 For their feet run to shitcoins, and make haste to dips.

17 Surely in vain the net is spread in the sight of any steemdude.

18 And they lay wait for their own dip; they lurk privily for their own bear.

19 So are the ways of every one that is greedy of gain; which taketh away the life of the owners thereof.

20 Steemit crieth without; she uttereth her voice in the corridors of blockchain:

21 She crieth in the chief place of coinmarket cap, in the openings of trades: in the media she uttereth her words, saying,

22 How long, ye simple shitcoin ones, will ye love dumps? and the traders delight in their bearishness, and fools hate
knowledge?

23 Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will rise above all marketcaps, I will make known my value unto you.

24 Because I have called you to invest, and ye refused; I have stretched out bullishly, and no man regarded;

25 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my market trends:

26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your crash cometh;

27 When your crash cometh as desolation, and your bear cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh
upon you.

28 Then shall they call upon Steemcoins, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find
Steemcoin:

29 For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the value of Steemcoins:

30 They would none of my counsel: they despised all my market trends.

31 Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own shitcoins, and be filled with their own dumps.

32 For the turning away of the greedy traders shall slay them, and the prosperity of fools shall destroy them.

33 But whoso hearkeneth unto Steemcoins shall dwell safely, and shall be quiet from the fear of dumps.